phan oneshots

closer

I walked out of the bar with the other guy on my hand. I wobbled across the sidewalk as he walked me out to his car.

It was nice of him to drive me home but I was sober enough to do it on my own.

Barf. I stopped in the middle of the street and threw up.

He took me to the car and sat me in the back seat. He climbed back there with me to clean me up and started rubbing a napkin around my mouth and on my chest. "Where do you live?" the black haired man had asked me.

"I dunno."

"Yeah okay"

"Just saying I'm totally fine. I can just stay here and I'll drive home later."

"You're wasted."

"I am not one bit racist."

"You are drunk off your ass."

"I am not a prostitute sir."

"Okay. Well I'm gonna drive you somewhere, might as well be my house. Unless you wanna figure out where you live."

The black haired boy looked me deep in the eyes. "Dan?" he asked.

"What." I said, clueless.

"Do you not remember me?"

"Dude I don't know."

"Phil. From college. We graduated like 4 years ago."

"I'm tired."

"We hooked up in my dorm at like 2 am for no reason. We listened to Blink 182 while we did it. No?"

"You're so fucking weird. I like it." I smirked.

I looked at him. There was a tattoo of someone's name on his shoulder but I was way too drunk to be reading.

He leaned forward and kissed me with a ton of passion and I smiled against his lips.