The New Girl My Best Friend

The Date From Hell

Augusta

Today Katherina came over after school to check up on me. "I'm fine there's no need to worry I should be fine by tomorrow how was school?"

"School sucked it was boring without you and Keith kept trying to go out with me."

"Isn't that a good thing!" I yelled almost waking my dad up from his nap.

"No not at all I mean he may seem nice but he's the same Keith as before maybe he was only nice because you were there."

"Katherina don't say what I think your gonna say."

"Isn't obvious though he even asked me to ask you to meet him at the parlor at 12 tomorrow." She frowned.

"Maybe he wants to talk about you. Maybe he needs my help to get your attention right?"

"I wish that were the case but he added 'if you wont go out with me then i'll go out with your friend.'"

"He really is a jerk huh. Wait why dont we mess with him."

"How?"

"What if I show up and talk about nothing but cats?"

"Is that the best thing you could come up with?"

"I dont see you trying!"

"Why don't we just ignore it and not show up at all?"

"Fine fine I'll call you tomorrow if I'm feeling better so you can come over kay."

"Ok"

Next day

"Oh no i'm gonna be late it's almost 12!" I dont care what Katherina says but I'm going to see Keith and ask him what happened yesterday between them two. "Bye Dad see ya in about an hour!" Now if only I could remember where the parlor was.

Keith

I've been waiting for 15 minutes already she's not going to show is she.

"KEITH!" Talk about timing.

"Hi Augusta."

"H-hiya"

"Why do you stutter a lot?"

"Can't help it s-sometimes."

"I see so Katherina told you to come weird I thought she wasn't going to."

"She told me she also told me not to come."

"Now why would she do that?"

"That's exactly what I'm here to find out Keith."

Katherina

Even after I told her countless times not to go she goes anyway great what a great friend. Worst part is that I had to hear from her dad where she went thats just sad.

There they are those twerps I'm lucky I can read lips or I'd be screwed. Wait i can't read lips dammit I'm screwed after all time to improvise.

Augusta

"So that's what happened huh." This idiot thinks I believe that he didn't hear what Katherina said to herself she's not much of a whisperer.

"Anyway yea but can we not talk about that."

"I have no reason to be hear then good bye."

"Aw come on don't be like her don't be a bitch."

"Excuse me, what did you just call Katherina?"

"You heard me a bitch do you need me to spell it out for you a b-i-t-c-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" A kick to the balls is all this kid needs.

I pulled him close so no one else could hear. "Listen to me you little prick if I ever hear you call Katherina that one more time I'll make sure next time you'll cough up your balls understood!" He nodded while gulping deja vu. "One more thing I may seem sweet and cute but ever bother me or Katherina again I swear to god I will rip your throat out so you wont utter another word!"

"Have a nice day Keith." I giggled the most innocent giggle i could let out.

The second I left the store I was suddenly embraced by Katherina who seemed to have been laughing the whole time.

"Come on let's go home."

"Make a note Katherina before we go."

"A note about what?"

"A note making sure we don't visit him in the hospital this time."

We laughed all the way home. I'm glad I went and I'm sure Katherina is too.