signs as trash

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(don't take this offensively)

Aries: a damp sock

Taurus: a half eaten microwave burrito

Gemini: shards of glass inside a target bag

Cancer: one armed teddy bear

Leo: brown sack with unidentified contents

Virgo: empty cigarette pack

Libra: the trashcan itself

Scorpio: mystery roadkill

Sagittarius: a lonely shoe

Capricorn: box full of other boxes

Aquarius: tangle of human hair

Pisces: used needles

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