why you're still single

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Aries+-- you're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable
Taurus+-- will you ever love someone as much as you do food? No
Gemini+-- people can't seem to take you seriously
Cancer+-- you are way too guarded
Leo+-- you're looking for someone else who will love you more than you love yourself and that's unlikely
Virgo+-- you're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
Libra+-- you!! Flirt!! With!! Everyone!!
Scorpio+-- you inttimidate the shit out of people
Sagittarius+-- you're a player and people don't want to get seriously involved
Capricorn+-- you never really smile and look scary a lot
Aquarius+-- seem unapproachable
Pisces+-- you don't know how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. are you laughing at them?

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