things someone's dad has said

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Aries: I will fight anyone that eats my toast 

Taurus: where did I put my glasses, I need them to see 

Gemini: i may be Asian but i cant fix your phone 

Cancer: i cried at the end of despicable me two 

Leo: it was a very good pun, you should have been there 

Virgo: whats the English word for " the horses that spin around with music?'' 

Libra: what is "hella" 

Scorpio: I want cheese fries, where the hell is my cheese fries 

Saggitarius: don't talk to the dog like that 

Capricorn: can you reach that for me, I am very small 

Aquarius: "anime"? 

Pisces: you have to go to bed early because you smell 

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