Catty Much?

Chapter 1

I walked out of the shop with my Oreo icecream. I was thinking about visiting the cat shelter before work. By then, hopefully, I won't smell like cat and my coworker won't break out. Even if it doesn't make sense. I scoped out some of my icecream and plopped it into my mouth. I threw out the container and walzed into the shelter like I owned the place.

"I'm running low on cash only got 20 dollars in my pocket" I sang.

"Hey Callie" Stella, te person who works there, waved

"Hey! I'm here for the cute kitties again" I said.

"They're always excited to see you Cal."

"Yep"

I tripped over a cat toy and silently cursed. Stupid fake mouse. Who falls for that anyways?

Apparently you do.

Oh shut up me!

I opened the grey giant door and walks in.

OH EM GEE LOOK AT THE CUTIES. THEY ARE ADORABLE!

Get on my level punk.

My vision started to blur and everything went black.

Great just peachy.

I woke up to the sound of voices. I opened my eyes to see a GIANT sink in front of me

Wasn't that smaller before?

"Loook at this!! She's adorable!! My son would wuv you!!" A woman cooed.

What? Love me? Woman I'm not on sale. I'm a human not a cat!! Duh.

I tried to say but I couldn't.

She must be drunk.

Suddenly the woman picked me up and carried me to the desk.

How is she carrying me? I like weigh a ton!

Hey this woman smells nice. Like sugar cookies!! Ooo I hope she has some.

Stella stared typing on her computer. "Have you seen a girl with brown hair? With the name Callie?" Stella asked

"No" the woman said.

I'm right here!! Being man handled by this sugar cookie smelling lady!

All that came out was a "meow"

"I've never seen that cat before. Maybe it's new." Stella shrugged.

I'm not a cat!

The woman politely smiled and set some money down on the table.

I'm naming the woman sugar cookie. She smells like one at least.

"My son absolutely adores cats. I'm sure he'd love this one." Sugar cookie said.

"I'm sure he will" Stella said.

Stella help!! This woman is trying to

buy me! She's drunk!! Can't you see?!

I tried to say but again all that came out was another "MEOW'

Sugar cookie started to walked out with me still in her arms.

We passed a mirror. I looked in and saw A woman, sugar cookie, walking with a fuzzy white cat in her arms.

Wait. I'm supposed to be there. Why is there a cat?

OMG IM THE CAT?!

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