Sam: *Walks out just as Daniel walks in.* What_? *Yelling can be heard.* Oh.
Saraid: *Hightails it out of the room, dragging Kalix with him.*
Kalix: Hey! That guy was actually cool to talk to! Why are we leaving?
Saraid: Because Mr. Daniel is a big jackass. *Drags Kalix out of sight down the hall.*
Knight: *Just walked up.* Yikes. What is it with those two and always fighting? Besides the childhood issues? *Looks at Sam and Dean.* Are you guys leaving yet? Cause Pyrite told me to give you something before you do.
Dean: He did?
Sam: What does he want from us now?
Knight: *Pulls out a card.* He wanted to give you this. Its a calling card. Burn primrose and scatter the ashes in a circle. Then say Veni. Itll summon Pyrite. If youre ever desperate for his help that is.
Dean: Um, alright. *Sees Levi walking towards them.* Oh, hey, there you are.
Levi: *Glares at Dean at first, and then tackles him to the ground with a hug.*
Dean: *Surprised.*
Levi: *Gets off of him, and wipes himself off.*
Dean: What was that for? *Getting up.*
Levi: They ran a DNA test on my blood and yours.
Sam: Wait, a DNA test? Howd they get hold of our DNA?
Levi: *Shrugs.* I dont know.
Dean: Then what was with the hug?
Levi: ....Our DNA matches!
Dean and Sam: What?
Levi: Im either your brother, or your cousin.
Castiel: *Appears.* Allow me to explain. *Turns to Dean.* Remember one of those times that I sent you to the past?
Dean: Yeah?
Castiel: You slept with someone. Levi is the result.
Dean: *Looks confused.* Whyd they test our DNA anyway?
Levi: *Shrugs.* According to Larson, they noticed how I kind of look like you, and became curious. I willingly gave a DNA sample, which I suspect that theyve filed someplace, and decided to test it against yours which they got through means that they didnt tell me.
Knight: . Awkward. *Inches away.* So you have Pyrites calling card now. Im just gonna leave. *Leaves.*
Sam: So that would make me your uncle, and Dean your father.
Levi: I guess so. Im confused though. How can I possibly be Deans son, when I dont look much older than the two of you?
Castiel: I sent Dean on a mission through time. He had relations with your mother.
Dean: And apparently knocked her up.
Levi: Oh. Then this explains why my dad was never around.
Dean: I guess that we can just say that youre our long lost brother. This time travel crap hurts my head. *Feels like hes being glared at from behind. Turns around.*
Sean: *Has a disappointed expression on his face. Uses his crutches to walk down the hall away from them.*
Artie and Daniel: *Come out of the room next.*
Daniel: *Leaves in the opposite direction without a word from the sharp glare he receives from Artie.*
Artie: *Face softens slightly to its usual glower. Its becoming more apparent that Arties face is just naturally that way.* Dont take any offense. Hes not glaring at you.
Sam: Howd you guys get a hold of our DNA?
Artie: I am good at my job.
Dean: Let me guess; loose strand of Sammys hair at a scene?
Artie: Theres this wonderful thing called a hair cut. Do try one. Its bad enough my cousin has his so long.
Sam: I get a trim every now and then.
Dean: *Laughs.* Yeah right, Sammy. When do you find the time for that?
Sam: *Doesnt respond.*
Levi: So, did you find out what we just found out?
Artie: I knew before hand of your irresponsibility-ness. There are more important matters to discuss though.
Dean: *Looks nervous.*
Sam: And what would that be? *Remembers something.* Oh, thats right, we still have a werewolf, a vampire, and a zombie to track down.
Artie: Those were taken care of by our members, remember? What Im talking about is where you intend on going next.
Dean: Far away from here; where ever our next job takes us.
Levi: And Im going with them. I have nothing here anyway. That and Im dead.
Artie: Oh, grow up! Im stuck on this shitty planet for 500 years. Now man up, and make the most of it. And gun brothers, make sure you tie him up right when the phase comes around. Got it?
Sam: We happen to have a place in Sioux Falls where we can do just that.
Artie: Good. I dont fancy the idea of hunting that thing down again.
Levi: Um, Im right here, you jerk. Though, you do have a point, seeing as we have no idea what to call whatever the heck it is that I turn into. *Thinks for a while.* Were-chimera.
Artie: Bravo, you did something trivial. Now if youll excuse me, I am going to sneak off to work. *Walks off.*
Dean: I wouldve said Jefferson Starships, but Ive already named something that. *Walks out of the building with his son and Sam in toe. Sees Larson standing at the Impala.* Let me guess; you need yet another favor.
Sam: Or he probably wants to know how he can repay the debt that he owes us.
Dean: True.
Larson: You two are taking the what-cha-ma-call-it?
Dean: Pie?
Levi: No, Dean; he means me.
Larson: *Rolls his eyes.* Whatever. Just make sure you can handle it. Hes a whole new creature, that we know of. *Pulls out a card.* Ever find yourself in desperate need of help you can contact me here.
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Random Supernatural RP, Part 1
FanfictionThis is a Supernatural RP that I worked on with one of my friends. I apologize if there are any errors and inconsistencies, for I didn't have time to go through the entirety of this to fix them. That being said this might contain spoilers, nonethele...
