STROKE - COLLECTION OF SHORT POEMS

Creepy poet

So i made this one from creepy pick up lines , enjoy

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream,

Are you this hot cause you can be my dream,

If you make me scream,i may buy you an ice cream,

The longer you scream,the harder i have a wet dream,

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty tight,

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?

If it pains i shall apply some ice,

Hey lets go have sex with monkeys and rape their corpses,

I wish you were the yellow pages , cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open and taste your marshes,

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked the last of you,

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

Excuse me Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass by  you, a monster grows inside me called "bitch get in my car  and  let me have you" i just hope it doesn't escape and make me call after you..