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6:27pm

jimin
joon

6:29pm

jimin
joon !

namjoon
yea

jimin
how did your article go

namjoon
they liked it

jimin
that's good

namjoon
thanks

jimin
you're welcome

namjoon
i am

jimin
you are

6:35pm

namjoon
ya know if you want to say something, say it now

jimin
jfc ok mindman

jimin
sorry for calling u grandpa

jimin
you looked cool

namjoon
cute

jimin
what did i do

namjoon
did that bother you all day

jimin
kinda yea

namjoon
cute

jimin
what did i do??

namjoon
idk really but its cute

jimin
i could eat shit and you'd say "cute"

namjoon
im not a fan of coprophilia

jimin
of what

namjoon
google it

jimin
lmao ok

6:43pm

jimin
EW THAT'S DISGUSTING

jimin
WHAT KIND OF NASTY PORN DO YOU WATCH

namjoon
it's porn?

namjoon
hey hey i said i wasn't a fan

jimin
i reccommend the normal part of pornhub and not the search bar

namjoon
i said google it not watch 2 girls 1 cup

jimin
ew lesbian porn

namjoon
yanno

jimin
gay porn is lovely i fap to that weekly

namjoon
record yourself

jimin
wtf i don't know you

namjoon
we introduced ourselves

jimin
im not taking public transport to see your ugly grandpa ass it's been a few months since you slid into my messages

namjoon
tinder claimed us a match and i am  h u r t

jimin
im sorry joon ily

namjoon
slow down

jimin
you asked for a video of me fapping

namjoon
one day ill get it

jimin
if i like you yes

namjoon
you just said ily

namjoon
make up your mind

jimin
and you said slow down

jimin
watch it sonny

namjoon
im older

jimin
i don't like older men

namjoon
i don't like little dicks

jimin
i am h u r t

namjoon
id fake choke on it to make you feel better

jimin
this convo is becoming very nsfw

namjoon
u right

jimin
what do we talk about?

namjoon
idk dogs

jimin
or me i don't mind 👀

namjoon
jfc jimin

jimin
i'll take it you're bored

namjoon
unfortunately

jimin
just do something interesting im gonna watch tv

namjoon
im gonna watch porn

jimin
you're a freak of nature

namjoon
*freak, just freak

jimin
byee

namjoon
later marra

a/n i end these so weird lmao

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