match making - minjoon

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9:28am

namjoon
hi

namjoon
i would've straight up sent you some ugly pickup line but you look cute and i don't want you to reject me for that

namjoon
??

namjoon
oh boy

9:30pm

jimin
sorry

jimin
and thanks!

namjoon
woajjsh it's fine

jimin
i was at work sorry

jimin
jeez man you're the first guy to actually not give
me an ugly pickup line

namjoon
nice well that's a first

jimin
ikr

jimin
i would show you all the bad ones but

namjon
send them !!

jimin
ok ok ill quote

jimin
"did you ever realise screw rhymes with me and you?"

namjoon
i feel sorry man

jimin
"im straight but im defo gay for you"

namjoon
yikes

jimin

"if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

namjoon
they used punctuation and all just to get rejected

namjoon
tragic

jimin
im leaving out the dick pics

namjoon
jfc ive never felt so sorry

jimin
that's real nice to know

jimin
so do i just call you namjoon?

namjoon
yeah sure

namjoon
fucj i have to go

namjoon
bye jimin!

jimin
see ya namjoon

9:40am

jimin
you look cute too

could not send

a/n this is so weird lmao i hope it gets better