match making - minjoon

5

8:32pm

namjoon
here's my long awaited photo of myself

namjoon

jimin
holy moly

jimin
give me your address and skype

namjoon
no and i don't have one

jimin
my colleagues are getting all suspicious as to why im chatting on tinder just give me your social media

namjoon
woah there lmao

namjoon
im pretty sure we only talk when we're both at home

jimin
they're sneaky ok

namjoon
or you just creep on tinder at work

jimin
wow ok mind man is back at it again

namjoon
hajakd i need compliments

jimin
is holy moly not enough

namjoon
i can't trust you it could be negative

jimin
wow ok

jimin
you, literally all the time: cute

namjoon
that's a statement

jimin
true

jimin
but vice versa

namjoon
i see

jimin
what sort of reply is that i called you cute

jimin
with your little phone case and

jimin
and your sweater paws

jimin
and your crossed eyes

namjoon
keep it coming

jimin
are those dimples???

namjoon
ye

jimin
aahggeg

jimin
i lov

namjoon
me too

namjoon
you done fanboying

jimin
no it still lingers

namjoon
good

jimin
wow rood

namjoon
how

jimin
idk i just wanna maintain a decent conversation

namjoon
is this decent

jimin
no

namjoon
that was rhetorial dumbass

jimin
i can't just magically unsend

namjoon
then don't send in the first place

jimin
u right

jimin
ure the type of online friend that anyone could rant to and you wouldn't be biased at all

namjoon
since when was i an online friend

jimin
since we started talking

jimin
online

namjoon
im on the same tiny island as you

jimin
namjoon we're online friends.

namjoon
:(

namjoon
i think we'd be great together irl

jimin
as friends or

jimin
i mean

jimin
how

namjoon
idk i just prefer you better than my irl friends cause they're kind of dicks

jimin
how

namjoon
i just think that when you know someone irl almost everything about them is exposed to you and some of those things you may not like

namjoon
it's like how you don't like your colleagues looking at your screen

namjoon
if it was online they wouldn't be able to see our pm

jimin
damb you're right

jimin
let's just meet halfway at some point and leave everyone else

namjoon
sounds like a plan

jimin
welp im gonna shower cause im sweaty af

namjoon
ew lol

jimin
ttyl

namjoon
who uses that anyway

jimin
shutup you piece of ass i need to wash

namjoon
okok bye

jimin
bye

a/n has anyone seen bojack horseman cause i love the opening song