9:23pm
jimin
ok quick it's friday evening open that liquor cabinet
namjoon
how did you know i have one
jimin
you what
namjoon
nothing
jimin
ok well
jimin
remember last time when
i said you should do that drunk thing
namjoon
definitely not
jimin
ok well do it now
namjoon
i told you im not doing it
jimin
why >:(
namjoon
i hardly know u
jimin
alright, guy who i got hooked up with on tinder
that im bound to get to know
namjoon
sshutu p
jimin
stop telling me to shutup all the time
jimin
wait are you already drunk
namjoon
what no
jimin
okey dokey
namjoon
i mean i have a bottle with me but
you can't get sober with that
jimin
omgomgogm you have a wine bottle??
namjoon
no a beer bottle i
jimin
get drunk i dare you
namjoon
shutup i dare you
jimin
how about no
jimin
im probably the only person you
message anyways lmao
namjoon
u rite
jimin
fr
jimin
that's sad man go get a gf
namjoon
im fucking gay
namjoon
we literally went on a dating app
to look for a bf and we got put
together are you fr
jimin
can ye not take a joke
jimin
jesus christ you're one dripping pussy
namjoon
ew vaginas
jimin
ikr
namjoon
besides you're more of a pussy than my pussy-like personality
altogether if i start about your dick
size
jimin
don't go there.
namjoon
im sorry but the rules are: smaller
dong, not a dom
jimin
don't describe it like that that's disgusting
jimin
that really put me off but nice wordplay
namjoon
yikes sorry
namjoon
and thanks lmao
jimin
how dirty minded are you
namjoon
i watch porn as a hobby
namjoon
i don't even jack off to it
half the time it's just cool
to watch
jimin
do you not get fed up of guys
ramming another dude's ass
namjoon
no
namjoon
sometimes i watch hetero porn
for fun
namjoon
LIKE ONCE
jimin
oh god
namjoon
this woman was literally getting
this twink to fuck her while
doing the superman pose
jimin
???
namjoon
like,,, she was on her hands and
knees and the boy had his dick
in her arse or something
and he layed his front on her
back and did the superman pose
jimin
this is why the homemade videos are better like at least they're realistic
namjoon
there's more problematic things about that one porn i could go on
jimin
please don't
jimin
i wanna get off now
jimin
see you later
namjoon
awe :(
namjoon
pics pls
jimin
no you shite
namjoon
record your moans
jimin
fuck off bye
namjoon
fine see ya
a/n i may aswell talk nsfw on every chapter
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match making - minjoon
أدب الهواةyou and jimin have both liked eachother! where namjoon and jimin both turn to tinder to look for love. © btsgangbang i guess
