match making - minjoon

7

9:23pm

jimin
ok quick it's friday evening open that liquor cabinet

namjoon
how did you know i have one

jimin
you what

namjoon
nothing

jimin
ok well

jimin
remember last time when
i said you should do that drunk thing

namjoon
definitely not

jimin
ok well do it now

namjoon
i told you im not doing it

jimin
why  >:(

namjoon
i hardly know u

jimin
alright, guy who i got hooked up with on tinder
that im bound to get to know

namjoon
sshutu p

jimin
stop telling me to shutup all the time

jimin
wait are you already drunk

namjoon
what no

jimin
okey dokey

namjoon
i mean i have a bottle with me but
you can't get sober with that

jimin
omgomgogm you have a wine bottle??

namjoon
no a beer bottle i

jimin
get drunk i dare you

namjoon
shutup i dare you

jimin
how about no

jimin
im probably the only person you
message anyways lmao

namjoon
u rite

jimin
fr

jimin
that's sad man go get a gf

namjoon
im fucking gay

namjoon
we literally went on a dating app
to look for a bf and we got put
together are you fr

jimin
can ye not take a joke

jimin
jesus christ you're one dripping pussy

namjoon
ew vaginas

jimin
ikr

namjoon
besides you're more of a pussy than my pussy-like personality
altogether if i start about your dick
size

jimin
don't go there.

namjoon
im sorry but the rules are: smaller
dong, not a dom

jimin
don't describe it like that that's disgusting

jimin
that really put me off but nice wordplay

namjoon
yikes sorry

namjoon
and thanks lmao

jimin
how dirty minded are you

namjoon
i watch porn as a hobby

namjoon
i don't even jack off to it
half the time it's just cool
to watch

jimin
do you not get fed up of guys
ramming another dude's ass

namjoon
no

namjoon
sometimes i watch hetero porn
for fun

namjoon
LIKE ONCE

jimin
oh god

namjoon
this woman was literally getting
this twink to fuck her while
doing the superman pose

jimin
???

namjoon
like,,, she was on her hands and
knees and the boy had his dick
in her arse or something
and he layed his front on her
back and did the superman pose

jimin
this is why the homemade videos are better like at least they're realistic

namjoon
there's more problematic things about that one porn i could go on

jimin
please don't

jimin
i wanna get off now

jimin
see you later

namjoon
awe :(

namjoon
pics pls

jimin
no you shite

namjoon
record your moans

jimin
fuck off bye

namjoon
fine see ya

a/n i may aswell talk nsfw on every chapter