match making - minjoon

6

10:11pm

jimin
heeey happy weekend

namjoon
i think that social media thing was
a good idea

jimin
my what

namjoon
my friends are teasing me cause they saw
that i have tinder so give me your kik or something

jimin
what's happening

namjoon
give me your instagram or something

jimin
oh

namjoon
cause my mates think im on tinder sending dick picks to everyone

jimin
how rude :(

jimin
ok well im @pakjimin on ig

namjoon
nic give me a sec

jimin
are you @kimnamnam ??

namjoon
lol yea

jimin
kahsi i lov it

namjoon
accept me you bum

jimin
what

jimin
oh lol

namjoon
smh i

jimin
ok we can dm now

11:27pm on instagram dms

jimin
heeeeey

jimin
❤

namjoon
hello

namjoon
❤

jimin
we're just casually sending hearts to eachother

namjoon
you started it

jimin
you did it back

namjoon
i  c o p i e d

jimin
you're suddenly mad cause u just got caught sending hearts to me

namjoon
correction

jimin
oo

namjoon
shutup

namjoon
im not mad

namjoon
i sent one heart

namjoon
and i wasn't caught

jimin
alright

namjoon
all wrong

jimin
it was all a test you see

namjoon
???

namjoon
shutup

jimin
hey

namjoon
you already said that

jimin
i literally just came up with the best idea ever

namjoon
and that is?

jimin
ok so basically

jimin
you

jimin
get like drunk and you just text me and i screenshot the results

namjoon
no

jimin
it's for a study

namjoon
that's so fucking stupid

namjoon
why me im smart enough to say no

jimin
alcohol gives me an upset tummy and a headache

namjoon
everyone has that

namjoon
and that's just your body and how your liver works

jimin
ok science man well you and your better liver can get some rum and beer or whatever

namjoon
i didn't say i wasn't doing it

jimin
you're facing a risk of getting blocked

namjoon
for not getting drunk?

jimin
ye

namjoon
you aren't ok in the head

jimin
but you are ok in the liver

namjoon
i refuse

kimnamnam has been blocked

jimin
lol

namjoon
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namjoon
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namjoon
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namjoon
・・・

kimnamnam has been unblocked

jimin
ya drunk yet

namjoon
it's too late

jimin
same time tomorrow !

namjoon
no thanks

jimin
goodnight joon

namjoon
what

namjoon
wow you actually just left

namjoon
hoo boy

a/n can you see how im running out of ideas