Max Hella Caulfield

Warren Gayram

Max's POV

Maybe we'll go and try the sweet shop once people start to calm the fuck down...

Chloe and I enter two whales and, of course, the one person we do not need to see is sitting at our booth. Warren. Doesn't this kid like go to school or something damn. Warren looks up from examining the graffiti on the table and stares at me. Chloe walks over to the table and I follow closely behind. Chloe please don't do anything stupid...

"Hey Waluigi. You're in my seat." Chloe exclaims.

Warren looks at Chloe, a little scared. "My bad. I didn't mean to... I mean I--"

Chloe cut him off. "Just cut the crap, man. You and I both know you were just sitting here to hopefully see Max and talk to her. Hey Warlock, when will you realize that Max doesn't like you."

Suddenly Chloe's rage was interrupted by a familiar voice, a voice Chloe was even more irritated by, a voice I couldn't stand myself.... Nathan Prescott. "Hey, why don't you take your punk ass somewhere else because it's not wanted here."

Woah. Is Nathan... standing up for Warren? Now this is Blackwell fanficition worthy. I look at Chloe. She had the same expression on her face as I did. Shocked. Since when were Nathan and Warren cool with each other? I didn't even know they knew each other. Also, shouldn't they be in class? Did they ditch together? So many questions were running through my head.

Chloe raised her hands up. "Shit. Sorry to be a burden on this little bromance you got cooking over here. Please by all means, continue and I'll leave you be."

Chloe grabbed my hand to go to the other side of the diner, but something sparked inside of me. I wanted to know things. I wanted answers. "Hey Warren. Can I talk to you for a second?" 

Chloe put her hand on my shoulder. "Can't you see, Max. They don't want to be bothered on their little gay date." I stare into Chloe's eyes, widening them in concern. "What? I'm gay. I can say that." I laughed and rolled my eyes. I looked at Warren and then at Nathan. Nathan just stared at me until he nudged Warren to go. Warren got up and the both of us went outside. Nathan waited in the booth, while Chloe sat on a barstool on the opposite side of the diner.

Warren and I just leaned against a wall of the diner outside.I could feel Chloe and Nathan occasionally staring. Okay, time to get answers. 

I didn't know how to start. What's going on? No. Did you ever really like me? No. What the fUCK IS GOING ON? NO MAX. "uhhh.... how are you?"

Warren stuttered a bit. "I'm fine. How about you?"

"I'm good. So uh--"

Warren cut me off. "Max I'm really sorry about what happened the other day. That was a dick move and I shouldn't have made that move when I had feelings for som---"

"It's okay Warren." SHIT. I just cut him off of a very important sentence. You're so stupid Max.

Warren look shocked at my acceptance. "Oh... okay Ma----------"

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"Max I'm really sorry about what happened the other day. That was a dick move and I shouldn't have made that move when I had feelings for someone else. I mean I like you, you're a great girl but I kind of.... well I think I..... I'm......."

I put my hand on Warren's shoulder. "Warren it's okay. Whatever you do, whatever you choose, you don't have to be afraid. It's okay."

Warren took a deep breath. "Nathan and I are kind of.. a thing. We're not together but... yeah." He rubbed the back of his neck and stared at the ground.

*cough* Grahamscott *cough* is *cough* canon *cough cough cough* I fucking knew it! I mean I'm pretty sure everyone in the diner knew it. I mean if the rich kid stands up for the loser nerd it either means the rich kid had a change of heart and is actually really nice and just being a good person, or they're banging. And we all know Nathan Prescott is, most of the time, an asshole. So that just leaves... banging. I mean shit, ask Chloe, if anyone knows if someone is together it's her. 

Chloe's POV

Yeah Nathan and Warren are hella gay for each other. It's okay. I can say that. I'm gay.

Max's POV

I mean I always thought that Nathan and Victoria would get together. You know, the two snobby rich kids forming into one whiny, money filled monster. But fuck, this is way better. Oh shit, Warren's staring at me. I got lost in my thoughts again. Shit shit shit what did he say last? Uhhhhhhhh............ Ah! He said they're a thing. uhmmmm.... "I'm so happy for you, Warren!" Nailed it.

Warren eyes lightened. "Really? You're the first one I've told. Uhm.. thanks Max. It uh means a lot." 

I hugged Warren and look into the window to see Chloe looking and me and Warren funny. I mouthed the words 'it's okay' and Chloe's tensed body calmed down. Warren and I headed back into Two Whales and I walked to Chloe. Warren walked back to Nathan and sat next to him. I grabbed Chloe's hand and guided her out of Two Whales. "Let's go somewhere else to eat." Chloe followed me out as I smiled and waved to Warren and Nathan.

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Chloe and I hopped into her truck as we drove back to her place. Once we were out of sight of Two Whales, Chloe popped up in her seat. "So?! They hella fucking or what?!"

"Hell yeah they are. Well according to Warren they're just a 'thing' right now."

"Thing, fucking, same thing. Shit when did this happen?!"

"I don't know. But it was definitely happening before Warren showed up to your place and mae a dick move on me. He said he was already into Nathan before then."

"This is too good Max!"

"I'm just hella glad it's not me anymore, but of course I'm still happy for him. It's kinda cute actually."

"Hella ironic though. They're the last couple you would expect to get together."

"Their opposite personalities balance each other out in a way. Besides, maybe Nathan has an extremely nerdy side to him or maybe Warren has a.... extremely dark, fucked up side to him?"

"It's Warren. He's fucked up in the head. They bond over their fucked upness."

I roll my eyes and laugh a little. "It's not Nathan's fault he's messed up in the head and Warren just needs to let go sometimes."

"Woah they suddenly start banging each other and now you're defending them?"

"I just really like it. It's adorable."

"We're adorabler."

"Hella adorable."

(I would like to thank Dani for making me Grahamscott trash.)