Note: Ashley is a guy, not a girl. I have no idea why I named him
So. Ashley was late for reasons only God knows, and showed up at the very end of 1st period, right when break was beginning.
The wild Ashley approaches the table, "Hey guys, I showed up today-" *gets whacked by a paper*
Tim being the Tim of course, threw that paper that happened to hit Ashley's nose.
"Ow." Ashley 2016
Here lies Ashley
Killed by a fatal paper cut
It was murder
Rest in Pepperoni
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