2016-2017 Roast Book

(14) Learn to Count

As usual, the students in my science class were being butts.

Mr Science asked us how many electrons were on the atom on the TV screen.

Clearly it looked like 7 to half of the class, but it was actually 8. So Mr Science said, "Lets count each electron, one-by-one."

And as usual Tim was being a strange child and randomly shouting out numbers, like 7, 11, 2.

Mr Science turned to him and said, "We might need to send you into the 6th grade science class to learn with them about how to count."

Cause you know, 6th graders don't know how to count."