Sky's Trash Dump

Gym Hypocracy

         So in my school, health/gym is compulsory in my year. It really sucks, because I do not sports. Which of course, translates into my classmates. My god, they have egos bigger than the size of the universe. Very annoying, personally. Especially if all of these guys have decided that since I seem like the nerdy type, I can't possibly be good at ANYTHING. (Yes, they're all male.)

         Yes, I'm klutzy. Yes, I have new shoes that slip really on the gym floor, which means I fall a lot. Yes, I have terrible aim and often end up kicking ankles rather than soccer balls. But I don't care. I'm do my damnedest to make them all shut up, whether it be kicking them in the nuts or punching their teeth in. They have NO right to make fun of me or automatically assume I can't do sports. I'm not THAT bad. What, you think my kicking strength isn't enough? If I kicked you in your soft spot, would you still think that? Didn't think so, motherfucker.

        So currently, we're supposed to be doing football/soccer in class at the moment. And apparently, not a single person enjoys the position of keeper. So I usually volunteer myself, because if the offense players aren't garbage, I won't have to worry about too much. Too bad for me, the offensive players are actual rubbish. The people on the other team all shot the ball at approximately 100 mph over my head. If anyone thinks I'm risking a broken nose for this class, go die. Anyways, since people always kick the ball over my head, the guys in my class have come to assume I'm not good enough for them. Even though I was limping and had lost feeling in both my arms and only had one non-numb limb.

         The next game, nobody wanted the keeper position yet again. So I kinda just stepped back towards the goal. But then literally EVERY guy on the team immediately starts shrieking. "NUU YOU CAN'T BE GOALIE YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND YOU SUCK AND WE'RE GONNA LOSE SO GET OUT OF THE GOAL!!" Or something along those lines. Pretty annoying to me, because as soon as they replaced me, the new keeper, who was one of the self proclaimed good people, missed every. Single. Damn. Ball. At least I stopped like 60% of them. And they tell me I'm bad. Check yourself before you talk, son of a bitch.

         What actually bothers me about this whole situation is that I'm the only one these guys do this to. There are plenty of other non-active people who aren't exactly sports masters. And apparently, none of them are constantly getting put down like I am. The people in my class are pretty supportive of everyone else. Except me. Good joke, dickheads. It seems that the class unanimously agrees that I'm below the rest of them. No matter what I do in class, whether it be achieve something nobody else in the class has done  or score a goal or whatnot, it never seems to be enough. I could be like a sports prodigy and still not be good enough for the people in my class. And to them, I stick up a massive middle finger. I don't CARE if you think I'm good enough for you. YOU don't matter. I only complain because they're loud and can't shut up.

        I think the worst part is that they all think I'm too short to do anything. Even though one of the people who says this the most is SHORTER than me. Boy, don't you dare call me short until you're taller than I am. If you're shorter than ME, you have NO right to call ANYONE short. Go stop being a midget before you tell me I'm short. In fact, move past the height and maturity of a kindergartener before even speaking to me, got that? Yeah, if you're shorter than me, don't call anyone short, you bastard.

         You guys all probably know me, right? I'm a midget. And the fact that this kid is shorter than me and STILL calls me short is annoying. Even worse is that the rest of the class has apparently decided that since the two of us are short, we must secretly be doing each other on the side. Sadly, this got worse after the teacher talked about healthy/unhealthy dating in health.

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