1. PYRO IS SO SMALL
2. HES A FUCKING BRUNETTE I HATE MY LIFE
3. this is now a blonde!pyro au lmao
4. i've been waiting 16 chapters to make this part lmao i'm excited, mainly bc it's just goofing off
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martin sighed, he didn't see this as how his friday night would go.
"how hasn't anyone called the cops yet?" he yelled aloud.
"the cell service and wifi are down. daniel used all of it on his fucking stream," austin rolled his eyes, rocking back and forth in his rope.
"so, seeing as we have some time left and we're about to die, i feel like this would be a good time to expose secrets. who wants to go first? roman?" sophie suggested.
roman was just getting over his sobbing, the fact that his crush didn't like him back AND his best friend betrayed him was all too much. he sniffled and looked at his shoes.
"alright then! austin, you're up."
"ok, so, i dropped my phone in 8th grade and the screen completely shattered. i was too scared to tell my mom that i broke it, so i said baman threw it on the ground, and that's why i'm not allowed to have him over at my house."
"bitch!" martin yelled, struggling in his restraints.
"alright, alright," sophie snickered, "you know my boyfriend, alex?? yeah, he's gay. i'm just a cover-up so that he'll keep his spot on the basketball team."
"damn! and i thought my secret was juicy..." austin commented, "anyways, baman, it's your turn."
he took a deep breath, "ok. my name... my name is martin."
austin immediately started cracking up, "what kind of fucking name is martin?"
sophie joined in, "it sounds like the name of a 40 year old man whose wife is having an affair with her boss."
roman even managed a smile. it was good to know that in a time of sadness, his friends were always there.
or, at least, however long 'always' was going to last.
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halloween; leafycynicaI
Fanfiction"if you come with me, i'll save you" in which a murderer sneaks into a boy's party. || lowercase intended || ((highest ranking: #4 in leafycynical))
