CHARLOTTE'S POV

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by insane_because

by insane_because

Previously on The Fort:

Karen sincerely asks the readers if they would kindly tell her mum that she is dying because she didn't buy cheesecake on her way back from work and that she has to remember to next time. We also found out about how cheap Karen is and that Cooper has really nice hair.

BTW Elysia, Sascha and Karen know Cooper through Charlotte.

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While Cory and I walked out of the café Brighton, we heard a shout from down the street.

"Yo! Cory! Chai! Wait for us!"

I turned my head towards the sound.

"Shit! It must be the popo! I have to create a diversion and escape!" I thought. When I was about to push Cory in front of a car and run, I realised there was no need for that. It was just Lissy, Sas and Kaz.

"Minna! Ohayou! Genki desuka?", Cory says. Apparently when Cory was a kid, she went to Japan and after one month when she came back, she was speaking Japanese permanently. According to her parents, she accidentally ate too much sushi and passed out having a dream where she came across a website called HentaiHaven and watched Boku no Pico, suffering a stroke then woke up speaking Japanese.

"Wat?", Lissy asks. According to my information, Elysia Castillo (Age: 13, DOB: 28th Oct 2003, Address: Classified due to privacy) is not learning Japanese as a language at school.

"She said, Everyone! Morning! How are you?", Sas explained.

"Genki desu!", Kaz answered.

We waited for them to catch up and then we held hands and skipped our merry way to school. After we arrived, we crossed the oval but we ran into some trouble!

A unidentified creature pops up out of nowhere! I saw a flash of purple with feline characteristics! Suddenly Sas' took Hunter out of her bag - "Hunter!", Lissy said gayly as she gazed into his eyes. Then Sas took out the latest chapter of Shokugeki no Soma out of her bag - "ERMAGARD!! MY LONG LOST LOVE!", Karen exclaimed before indulging into the pages. Then she started to play the intro song of Boku no Pico on her phone - "...", Cory then fell into a coma. What diabolical act is this?! Well whatever Sas throws at me, it won't work- AH THE SHIP HAS SAILED BEYOND THE HORIZON! Then everything turned black.

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Why does Chai have so much information on everyone? Find out in the next 14 chapters! And if your curious, Chai was shown a picture by Sas of Serena and Ash from Pokémon kissing.