SASCHA'S POV

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by insane_because

by insane_because

Previously on The Fort :

Elysia used her killer karate moves to take a creepy clown down but it delayed her trip to Canterbury train station. Amidst the chase after the 444*, Hunter (her boyfriend) got her into the bus sacrificing himself for Elysia's safety. What will happen next?!

*444 is a bus

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As I was discussing K-drama and Drake with my bro Elysia, I totally forgot that a today was the day that I would be on the lookout for the rarest pokémon - Mewtwo! You see, last night while I was taking a shower I rubbed some catnip on myself so that it would attract any feline-like pokémons!

"So this prison guard over heard these two prisoner girls talking about whether they would eat blah blah blah blah blah blah!" Elysia babbled on. As my concentration grew larger, everything else grew less important. Except for K-pop, K-drama and Drake of course.

As I scanned my surroundings, nothing came up. Just a whole bunch of Zubats and Rattatas. God Damnit! Why isn't my master plan working?! My balls are itching to catch a Mewtwo! My pokéballs of course.

"Bro, are you okay?", Elysia asked," You're starting to space out a lot."

"Waifu, did you search up lemon party even when I told you not to? If you did, I'm more then happy to perform a reverse - satanic cleansing ritual on you.", my waifu Karen exclaimed.

"No, I'm okay. It's just that my balls are empty!" I explained.

"Huh?", Elysia made a perplexed look.

"NO! Not that one! The red, black and white one!"

"Your.. multicultural balls are bleeding?", Karen made a beyond bewildered look.

"NO! I mean my pokéballs!"

"Ah! That's what you meant!" Elysia and Karen simultaneously sighed. Karen looked a bit disappointed for some reason afterwards.

"Gee, you really do like that game!", Elysia stated.

"Huh? Game? Oh yea! I meant the game! Hahaha, lolololol...." I nervously whispered.That was a very close call, she was nearly onto me....

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What does Sascha mean by That was a close call, she was nearly onto me....? Find out in about 15 chapters or so!