Getting High Since 1997 At The Fort

SASCHA'S POV

Previously on The Fort :

John Cena received a call from Chai saying that she needed backup urgently! After having a long long long conversation on Chai's whereabouts, John Cena gets fed up and sends his dead twin instead. The dead twin reunited with his body and did his job perfectly, wrestling the Mewtwo to the ground. Then he goes back up to sweet sweet heaven where he can eat and grope the many butts of the many girls and the many boys.

A time travelling ninja from the future riding a time travelling unicorn that can play basketball like a boss from the further future. *cough COUGH COUGH COUGH FORESHADOWING NEW CHARACTERS COUGH COUGH COUGH* Huh? Did I say something??

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As John Cena's dead twin put Mewtwo to the ground, I hurled my ball at it capturing Mewtwo!! 

"Yes!! Yes!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!", I jumped gayly then I turned to Chai," Well now you know my secret. So what's yours?"

"I suppose it's only fair.. I'm actually in the *censored*", Chai confessed.

"Huh? Why is it censored? Wtf?? What did you say?"

"Uh.. I'm in the *censored*?", Chai repeats.

"...Albino Cave Dweller."

"Huh? Are we having a game where we substitute the word male genatalis with something friendlier?", Chai asks perplexed," Fine! Game on! You may not know this but I'm the national champ for substituting the word male genitals with something friendlier! Baby arm!"

"Baby maker."

"Baloney Pony."

"Beaver Basher."

"Beef whistle."

"Bell on a pole."

"Bishop."

"Blinky Bill."

"Bob Dole."

"Boomstick."

"Braciole."

"Bratwurst."

"Burrito."

"Candle."

"Choad."

"Chopper."

"Chub."

"Chubby."

"Cock."

"Corn on a Cob."

"Grand Canyon Explorer."

"Cranny axe."

"Cum gun."

"Custard Launcher."

"Dagger."

"Deep V diver."

"Dick."

"Dickie."

"Ding Dong Mcdork."

"Dink."

"Dipstick."

"Disco Stick."

"Dog head."

"Dong."

"Dora the Explorer."

"Dork."

"Dragon."

"Drum Stick."

"Dude Piston."

"Easy Rider."

"Eggroll."