Previously on The Fort :
Chai and Cory were about to leave the café Brightons but ran into Sas, Lissy and Kaz. They all gayly skipped to school together. As they crossed the oval, they ran into a mysterious being but was not able to see what it was because of Sas!!
BTW The oval is basically a field of grass.
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Everything was black. I'm not racist. All I could remember was hearing the satanic intro of Boku no Pico. When I woke up, I could see Sascha holding a black, red and white ball in her hand and a weird yellow creature shooting what appears to be a lightning bolt? Wait.. isn't that Pikach -
Everything faded to black again.. When I woke up (again), I felt electric shocks everywhere all over my body. My face, my legs, my arms, my Grand Canyon. What the is going on?! This time, Chai was shouting something at Sascha! And then I think Chai took out her iPhone 7 and called someone then I think it was John Cena who appeared out no where?! WTF??!?!?!
I decided that it was best that I should stay unconscious so I took out my phone, plugged in my earphones and turned it up a notch. This time it was Jacob Sartorius.
I'm gonna be a good person, here are the lyrics because I know you want them.
Chillin' with a hair tie, <------- Cory passed out at the word "Chillin'"
No makeup, with some sweatpants on
You know I can always be that guy
You can think about me all night long
But I think you need something to think of me
Something that will keep you warm
And show you we can be more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...
When you go to sleep at night,
When you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls
See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it
Said this may be the start of something new
Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do...
...is more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my
And you can wear my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold
So you can wear my...
So you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my
...sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...
You can thank me later.
Yours sincerely, Karen.
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What's going on?! Why is Cory not speaking pure Japanese? Well dats simple. Because the writer doesn't know jack about how to change my keyboard so I can type in Hiragana, Katakana and Kanji. And also because I'm not that good at Japanese. Anyways find out the real reason why she isn't speaking Japanese in the next approx. 20 chapters! Lololol
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Getting High Since 1997 At The Fort
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