Previously on The Fort :
Little Caitlin makes her way up the stairs running into dickhead ants. The dickhead and Caitlin decide to have a race to the top of the staircase when Mrs Woodley steps on the dickhead ant and Caitlin holds onto Mrs Woodley's shoes, getting a free ride to roll call.
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As I landed in my school's secret cellar, I transformed into my human form. My time travelling ninja from the future companion took off his gear, stuffed it into his ninja bag and waved goodbye to go to his roll call.
"Cya Alyssa!", Hayden said as he threw his ninja smoke bomb to the ground, disappearing as the smoke faded away. I turned my head and gazed into my basketball's eyes.
"It's just you and me now..", I said wriggling my eyebrows furiously. My basketball is so handsome, flowers and sparkles alway surround it because it is so awesome!
"Don't stare at me Basketball! I might get pregnant!", I giggled. I looked at my imaginary watch - 8:50AM already?? Oh no! I'm gonna be late for roll call! I used my unicorn powers on myself and sped out the cellar to my roll call, K26. When I reached my class, our roll call teacher wasn't there yet. Whew! It's Monday! Silly me, the roll call teachers are always late on Mondays! I let out a large sigh of relief and walked over to my squad at K25.
"Hi Jess!", Jess looked at me and smiled.
"Hi Alyssa!", I waved hello to everyone else in the squad and then began to chat with Jess.
When our roll call teachers finally arrived, I waved goodbye to the squad and walked into roll call. In roll call ; it was the same as usual, our teacher calling out names and all of us resting our buts on our chairs but then something in the corner of my eye moved. I turned my head to see... a butterfly!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", I shrieked at the top of my lungs, "A BUTTERFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". As I was screaming for my life, my basketball rolled out of my bag and rolled towards the door, pushing it open. Then the butterfly flew out and all was peaceful again. I smiled and blushed, Basketball! My saviour! I turned to see all my classmates and the teacher with blood squirting out of there ears.
Whoops.
Noticing my mistake, I transformed into my unicorn form and stopped time. Then, Hayden in his ninja form walked into my roll call.
"What happened? Why'd you stop time?", he asked. He then turned to see all my classmates with blood squirting out of their ears, "Oh. Well you do what you do then." He then changed out of his ninja gear and walked back to his roll call. I closed my eyes and took a deep breathe. I could feel time going back to before the butterfly flew into my roll call. I opened to see the window was opened and the butterfly about to fly in. I walked over to the window and slammed it shut, walked back to my seat, transformed out of my unicorn form and let time move again. All was well and when roll call finished, my class 7F walked over to 1st period.
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Wut??? How come Alyssa can transform into a pony and control time? How come Hayden was unaffected and why does he have ninja gear on???? Why is Alyssa scared of butterflies? Because she's scared of them duh.
- SEASON ONE MORNING ROLL CALL FINISH -
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