( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

What is Stress?

You give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside

your car and you take her to the hospital.

...

Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, the doctor says she is

pregnant &congratulates you that you are going to

be a

father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl

says you are.

This is getting very stressful.

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not

the father.

This is getting extremely stressful.

After the test, the doctor says that you can't be the

father coz

you are infertile.

You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you start

remembering that you left 3 kids at home.

Who on earth is their father?

NOW THAT'S STRESS!!

Just trying to wish YOU a STRESS-FREE DAY