( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

Pineapples-Cannibal

There were three men who were lost in the

forest. They were captured by cannibals. The

cannibal king told the prisoners that they could

live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial

was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the

same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate

ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I

brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him-you have

to shove the fruits up your ass without any

expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry

he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw

the third guy coming with pineapples."