Two months without uploading she come back with a chapter, that no one even cares about your useless and think you're a rapper. So prepare for a part that will probably make you cringe. Cuz I'm a mother fluffer that looks bad with a fringe.
First things first you think you can write but your fics are weird like seriously your as cool as a noodle
You have stories that would be cool in 2007 even then they seem like they were written by a poodle
Throw in a white girl voice and yup that Faith
Your whole name sounds like you are freakishly religion based.
You procrastinate at making stories because you feel sick or lazy. Your book is being forgotten the votes imaginary. The only reason people read is 'cause you're another white girl that thinks they're cool, 'cause their ship is kawaii!
Hunny you're a fail yay!
Here is some
You can't tweet you over eat all you do when you cry is sleep. Your joke are just bad puns with no originality.
Your family is sad because your algebra grade is a D.
And that one embarrising haircut you saw made you cry and weep.
You could never be vegan for even a week. Then what? You'd never eat? (Sure)
Wow they're so impressed by your sweetness and you're never mean.
You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic.
But do you even know what that word means. Pff you're so problematic.
I could go on there are more back there but it's weighing me down by the leanghth of your hair!
In summer you said you would cut it all off. 10 inches yeah when getting a trim you have to hold a hand.
So when you were four you had a crush on ash, but now you say it was misty WHAT THE FLUFF EVEN IS YOU SEXUALITY?
It's hard to see with out your glasses, everything is blurry I think its just to hide that you actually like furry's!
I'm joking
Really!
Repress it yup!
Before I get copywrited let's wrap this stuff up.
I'm gonna go try to find a date then fail so eat a whole pizza
Shout out to the other authors especially jazzy4904 and ROCKANDPHAN
This story is a cringe compilation mixed with phan account's opinions it's the wattpad nation.
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