Pairing Up The Devil (Unedited)

30. Wrong Judgement

It was Friday, the 13th yesterday! Was it unlucky for you? 

CHAPTER 30 - Wrong Judgement

"Wake up Jade!"

"The uterus in a female is the most important reproductive organ.."

"Wake up Princess."

"One end, the cervix, opens into the vagina, while the other is connected to one or both fallopian tubes, depending on the species. It is within the uterus that the fetus develops during gestations.."

"Wake up."

I opened my eyes quickly after hearing my dad's voice. He was still shaking me vigorously. I sat down and stared at him with my head bending here and there because of the sleepiness.

"God, I thought you got demon possesed." dad said.

"Then stop watching Supernatural with me, Dad. You are a way more effected by it." I muttered because I was too sleepy to speak.

He sat down with in on my bed, while I was covered with my blanket.

"But what were you talking in your sleep? That habit came again?" he asked. I sleep talk when I am too tired....or have watched something creepy. But I don't sleep walk, I sleep run. Once when I was ten, I ran to my dad's room at two in the morning. 

"No, it was just today." I said slowly, eyes shut and bugging my head.

"Did you watch porn last night Princess?" he asked, which caused me to open my eyes in disbelief.

"WHAT?" I screamed.

"You watched porn?"

"No, why would I watch porn dad? And why did you even thought of that?" I asked.

"Because you were muttering something about female's private parts." he explained.

"Oh God, dad, it was because I was doing a biology assignment yesterday night which was about reproduction."

"Oh, thank God. I thought my little baby started to watch these dirty things." he breath out in relief.

"Do you even know what porn is?" he asked. What? Do you even have to ask that from a teenager dad?

"No." I lied.

"Good. It's something that shouldn't know about. Bye Princess. Get ready fast." and after saying this, he took his exit from my room.

God, parents are so naive. Or only my dad is. He asked such an obvious question but it's not exactly is fault. Every parent think that their child is so innocent that he or she don't even know about stuff that the parents call is 'dirty'. Everyone's story.

So, yesterday when I started Ryan's assignment, I almost puked. So, when it was time to eat, I decided that I'll do it afterwards. But then I had to do my homework as well so I delayed Ryan's again. Then, I finally finished his assignment at four in the morning and that's the reason why I am such a sleepyhead right now. The assignment was a way to long.

I got from my bed and got ready for the run or in other words, to serve my master.

Do hell with your head master. You are the suckiest mater of all time. I mean, who asks his slave to bring a cup of coffee everyday at six?