The next night, I dressed himself in black clothes, completely covering myself as to avoid reflecting light with my metal body and smeared my face with charcoal.
The moon hung low in the mid-night sky. Stars twinkled down at me, watching over me. I sneaked into plastic ruler's perfect, gorgeous garden. It was decorated with light ornaments, so my body cast a dull shadow on the grassy ground. There were plenty of fruit trees in the garden, all blossoming, pink, yellow, orange, red... wooden ruler would really want some...
I reached up and plucked some plump peaches from a (surprise!) peach tree! smiling to myself, I wrapped them in leaves and put them into my baggy bag. I sneaked in the front door.
Luckily, there wasn't a burglar alarm in plasty's house, or I'll be dead. I had thought of a plan the night before- it was a good one-( read on if you want to know what happened).
I tiptoed into plastic ruler's bedroom silently. Plastic slept soundly on a wide, decorated bed, oblivious to the fact that I was going to do something BAD to him. ;{
Three, two, one. I pulled my dangling sleeve up and starting sawing on plastic ruler's edges. HEEHEEHEE. See how he's doing tomorrow.( I'm a metal ruler, remember? so my edges are sharp):)
" Hey woody babe, stop tickling my butt! ( happy now? @belle/chloe)
Oops. Wrong position.
I sawed upwards a bit...
" Baby, my back's(happy now?@belle/chloe) itchy, can you please tickle it?"
I let out silent snort of disgust and started sawing at his back.
" Come'n babe let's have some fun!" plastic ruler said and reached for me.
I was seething with anger; how dare he!! I sawed harder.
Finally, I was finished. plastic's ruler edges were all dented and there were plastic shavings on the wooden floor.
Yessssss.He must be gone tomorrow.
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the ruler's wedding
Fanfictionmetal ruler loves wooden ruler, but she has to marry someone else-plastic ruler. How will he solve this? ~humorous, fantastic, full of 1G famous quotes and smiley faces :)
