It was wedding day.( Dear readers, this must be the part you want to read the most. It's funny and superb, so please don't hesitate to read it!)
The budget was humongous. ( you must think I'm pretty selfish to think of the budget first, but I'm a businessman, so you can't blame me)It cost me about 10 g of sand to organize it! Still, it was worth it to have my precious woody on my side. (SURPRISE, SURPRISE; SHE SAID YES TO MY PROPOSAL)We each bought a ring for each other; I bought a plain silver ring. I don't know why wedding rings shouldn't have decorations, but I'll stick to the tradition as to have good luck.:) Hope wooden ruler would like it.
I wore a tuxedo with a "swallow-tail". I must admit, I do look handsome and smart in it! I invited my old college schoolmates glue stick, rubber, pencil, pen and correction tape as my groomsmen.
Wooden ruler invited correction pen, glue tape, highlighter, stapler and compass as her bridesmaids. They all happily agreed.
"Hey mety, big day for you, huh?" glue stick said, slapping me on the back. I winced; glue stick was always a bit tough.
" Congratulations!" pencil, rubber and pen chorused.
" Congrats, big guy," correction tape said, smiling warmly at me.
"Thanks, all of you! I'm so excited!" I nibbled my nails anxiously. I had prepared a SPEECH which took me a whole night.
Glue stick drove me and woody in the wedding car to the church where we would be married! Wooden ruler was still wearing casual wear, and even in that, she was astonishingly beautiful! I must tell her!
"My dear woody, your look soo beautiful!" I gushed.
" Thank you! I'm sooo flattered!" good old woody fluttered her eyelashes, playing along.
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the ruler's wedding
Fanfictionmetal ruler loves wooden ruler, but she has to marry someone else-plastic ruler. How will he solve this? ~humorous, fantastic, full of 1G famous quotes and smiley faces :)
