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    Video games STILL (And a surprise :3)

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    Jimmy: I hate this. I hate all of this. I hate all of- 
    Chica: WANT SOME PIZZA?!
    Jimmy: Nope. 
    Chica: Oh...Imma just stand here then...Is that okay? 
    Bonnie: ME TOO! 
    Jimmy: Guys you are wasting my power. This is the last damn night. I THOUGHT IT WAS FIVE?! OH NO. Freaking SEVEN! 
    Foxy: Aye :3
    Jimmy: I swear to God if you- *Power goes down* Great. Welp. Make sure you clean the damn suit before you stuff me inside of it. 
    Chica: We will! 
    Freddy: Dum dum da dum dum dum da da da dum-
    Jimmy: JUST KILL ME! 
    Freddy: B-But my-
    Jimmy: Your pizza sucks- *All the animatronics kill Jimmy at once, sending him back to the house :3*
    In Mario Cart :3
    Ghost: How am I even dying? 
    Luigi: It-a by-a Loosing-a! *Wins the third race* LIKE-A THAT! 
    Ghost: Wow. Well fu- *Gets sent back*
    DJ: Pretty sure I've died more than three times. *Creeper comes up* Oh. Well. Talk about Deja vu- *Gets sent back*
    Creeper: You mad bruh? :3
    In L4D
    Toast: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! *Zombies cornered him* This is unbelievable! You should all feel ashamed! 
    Zombie 1: We can't really feel-
    Toast: Oh so this won't hurt? *Shoots him in le face* GETTTTT TOASTEDDDDD! 
    Zombie 3: Oh. That was rude. Um. Okay? *Kills Toast* Manners before the guns. ASK if you can kill us! 
    Toast: H-Hypo.....hypocrite....*Gets sent back*
    -At le house-
    Ghost: And Chica just stared at you...?
    Jimmy: It was weird-
    Toast: *Appears* Hello-
    Ghost: TOAST! *Hugs*
    Toast: Heh. Hello Sir :3 I blew a Zombies head off :3
    Gavin: THATS MY LIL BRO! 
    Jimmy: ...I dint wanna talk about my 'job'...*Shivers*
    Nokomis: Couldnt have been that bad! 
    Jimmy: I don't know why it's FIVE nights at Freddy's....I DID SEVEN.....*Gets angry* THEN I GOT FIRED FOR MESSING WITH THE ANIMATRONICS AFTER YHE FIRST FIVE NIGHTS! 
    Nokomis: *Snickers*
    Jimmy: Do not laugh. 
    Ghost: Ha. Ha. Ha. Other laughing sounds.....Ha.
    Jimmy: *Glares at Ghost*
    DJ: ANYWAYS! 
    Jimmy: Yeah! Um. How was block land or whatever? 
    DJ: Don't mess with creepers. 
    Ghost: So don't mess with Ji-
    Jimmy: Bye! *Walks off*
    Dakota: Y-You ma-made h-him sad....*Frowns*
    Ghost: Nah he's finneeee! 




















    
                              
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    Well I'm a liar....And a fan of Undertale....
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