All the things XD

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(Put the song on ...You understand later..Make sure that it's on only when there's a bunch of copied lyrics XD Oh and..There's uncensored swearing in the song. Whoops :3)
Jimmy: Okay! Questions! And a dare! X3 All from Poop_Man
Ghost- Have you ever heard of the colour blind challenge?
Me- Who was the first person I killed and who do I want to kill now?
Toaster- How does one British Disco?
And for all of us to lip sync to Melanie Martinez's song sippy cup :3
Dear God XD Okay! So uhh..Huh..I mean..*Thinks* Oh! I technically first killed when I was around like...What...10? So...My first real kill was a lady who wanted to buy me and my parent's house..And I got scared and angry that she would throw away all the memories. So i..Literally threw her away..*Rubs neck and chuckles* But I don't wanna kill anyone as well as SOMETHING...*Shrugs*
Toast: I CAN TEACH YOU! ^-^
Ghost: Toast...You'll kill-
Toast: Don't ruin this for me! Okay. So. First of all. Be British. If you're not then you can..Pretend you are! :3 It'll work. Then you just feel the tea and crumpets :3 FINALLY! And you have to...Sing...
Ghost and Jimmy: GOD NO! ;-;
Toast: *Laughs and sings* OI Don't mess with my country OI! Don't-
Jimmy: Toaster stop ;-;
Toast: Fine .-. but that is how one does the British Dancing~ :3
Ghost: Yes. I have heard of the ColourBlind challenge and I took one because I was bored. I'm fine. I'm not colourblind :3
Jimmy: *Smirks*
Ghost and Toast: What did you do? -.-
Jimmy: *Smirks playfully and presses a button on his phone starting the song Sippy Cup*
Ghost: ALREADY?!
Toast: Wait...You have the album?
Jimmy: No. this is Sally's phone..:3
Toast: Oh..
Jimmy: *Nods* LETS DO THIS! X3
(Yes this was copied and pasted. Judge me. But hey you guys can sing along with the song and lyrics! :3)
Lyrics
Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Blood money, blood money
How did you afford this ring that I love, honey?
"Just another shift at the drug company, "
He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb does he?
It doesn't matter what you pull up to your home
We know what goes on inside
You call that ass your own, we call that silicone
Silly girl with silly boys

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Sippy cup, s-s-sippy cup, in a sippy cup, sut sippy cup
In a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup

Pill diet, pill diet, if they give you a new pill then you will buy it
If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it
All the makeup in the world, won't make you less insecure
You got weights in your pockets, when you go to the doctor's
Your favorite candy's cotton, that's why all your teeth are rotten
Silly girl with silly boys

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Sippy cup, s-s-sippy cup, in a sippy cup, sut sippy cup
In a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Jimmy: ITS OVER! :3 that was kinda fun..*Shrugs*
Ghost: That was dumb-
Jimmy: Well you just need to have more fun then.
Toast: Sir Casket is right..that was fun! *Laughs*
Ghost: *Rolls eyes* You're both four year olds..
Jimmy: *Laughs* Anyways! That's it for this time :3 this was longer than I thought it'd be..*Shrugs*
Ghost: APRIL!
Toast: Miss April!
Me: ;-; *Slightly sick* Whattt?
Jimmy: I got this ;-;
Me: Yay ;-; *Goes to bed :3*
Jimmy: Uhh...On behalf on sick April? See ya later bunnies! X3
Ghost: See ya! Make sure to leave some questions and dares in the comments please!
Toast: Make sure to practise your British Disco! Practise makes perfect! :3
Jimmy: See ya! :3
(Yes. I'm actually kinda sick. MERRY CHRISTMAS ME XD)

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