Jimmy: Um. 1st. Jesus Christ there's 100 chapters of this crap! :3 2nd HELL YEAH! XD
Ghost and Toast:..? I'm worried.
Jimmy: >:3 Thank you VERY. Much for this dare LucyIsaDork :3 "I dare Jimmy, Ghost and Toast to get drunk!" There was a lil evil smirk there too :3
Toast: I'm not allowed anymore...;-;
Ghost: Yup--
Jimmy: It's perfect! C'mon! 100 chapters...Celebration...Getting drunk...What's the worst that could happen?! ^-^
Ghost: No--
Jimmy: I will kill everyone here.
Ghost: L-Leeetttssss gooo! Yay...! ;-;
Toast: Really sir?! ^-^
Ghost: *Sigh* Ye-- Heeees gone. jimmy-- So is he...GODDAMNIT -.-
-A little while later. Everyone is now dealing with a drunk murderer and two drunk Ghost hunters..-
Colin: *Looking at Jimmy on the couch, Ghost laying on the counter asleep and Toast drinking still. >:3* AHHHHHH! ;^; THEYRE ALL DEAD!
Spooker: WHAT?! *Runs in and glares at Colin* You. SCARED ME BRO!
Colin: They look dead...
Spooker: This place smells of alcohol and regret...What the hell?!
Colin: *Laughs* That's a good one...
Spooker: It wasn't a joke. *Rolls eyes*...*Pokes Jimmy* Are you dead?
Jimmy: *Hic* I-I-Imma....s-stab *Hic* y-you! *His knife is on the other side of the room*...I-In a second..*Hic*
Spooker: Ha! He does the lil hics! *Chuckles* Why are they all drunk..? Even Ghost?! Wow that's impressive...*Nods*
Toast: I-I helpeeddd~! *Hic* *Giggles*
Colin: He giggled.
Spooker: Doesn't here have like...A cousin
Colin: Someone called Giggle--
Spooker: No! *Chuckles* Toast--
Gavin: *Walks in* I just stole-- Whaaatttt happened. What did you do to my friends you cheap ghost hunters. -.-
Colin: They all got drunk! ;^;
Gavin: Oh. Okay. *Shrugs* Also. Um...Don't annoy Jimmy when he's drunk...I broke two fingers and got a black eye..*Nods*
Spooker: *Squeaks and moves away* wait...how...?
Gavin: A um..."friendship. Hug"...*Nods*
Spooker: That's even scarier! ;^;
Gavin; Yup. Now. Get these two-- I don't trust you with my brother. *Grabs Toast's wrist standing him up* Get those two to bed and I won't shoot you as much.
Toast: I-I only h-had 15 b-bottles *Hic*
Gavin: Exactly. You're going to bed.
Toast: N-N-Nuuuuuu *Hic*
Gavin: Yup. You'll fall straight asleep*Rolls eyes and drags him to his room*
Spooker:...so....Who's taking the--
Colin: You. *Grabs Ghost, carrying him* Gah!! he's heavy ;-;
Spooker: Good. I hope you break your spine you butt! ;^;
Colin: He won't stab you. His knife is over there! *Smiles innocentl y and takes Ghost to his room*
Spooker:...So...You're not gonna kill me right?
Jimmy: *Hic* I d-d-don't like you. *Shakes head*
Spooker: Not the question I asked-- wait...Hey!
Jimmy: *Giggles* *Hic*
Spooker:...Can you sleep on the couch? ._.
Jimmy: N-Nope!
Spooker:..Yes you can *Nods*
Jimmy: Y-Y-You hate me..! *Pouts*
Spooker: ..I'm not gonna feel--
Jimmy: *Tears up* ;^;
Spooker:...No. I don't hate you -.- This is abuse.
Jimmy: Woooooooo! *Sticks his arms in the air* *Hic*
Spooker: I'm leaving now--
Jimmy: N-Noooooooo *Hic*
Spooker: *Groans* What we're just gonna have a talk like when parents talk to other parents? -.-...;-; My parents still do that ;^;
Jimmy: *Hic* M-My parents hated m-me *Nods*
Spooker: Naahhhhh I'm sure--
Jimmy: A-A-Abusseeee *Hic*
Spooker: Well now I feel bad...
Jimmy: T-Theeennnnn I-I went insane! *Nods* *Hic*
Spooker: I thought you were born insane...Wait that's NOT How that works?! 0.0
Colin:...Spook--
Jimmy: N-Now a box thing *Hic* Follows me eevvvvreerrryyyyywheerrreee *Hic* I go!
Spooker: Wait so if your not born insane then...Does it just happen..? Am I being stupid..?! ._. What if a baby was insane...AHHHH BABY WITH A FLAMETHROWER ;~;
Gavin:...Guys--
Jimmy: H-Hey~! S-Spoookkkssss! *Hic* W-Wanna k-know m-my...s-secreeetttt~? *Smirks and giggles*
Spooker: ;-; No...*Grabs his knife and nods* Okay go.
Jimmy: *Goes to say something but falls asleep*
Spooker: I wanted to knowww! ;^; *huffs*
Gavin and Colin: ..SPOOKER! ;^;
Spooker:?! BABY WITH A FLAMETHROWER! ;^; Oh...H-Heeyyyyyy--
Gavin: I told you to take him to his room. -.- And why not answer us the first time?! -.-
Spooker: He was telling me his life story! I got interested ^-^
Colin: What life story can a murderer have? Oh when I was 12 I killed FOUR People instead of three! 0.0
Gavin: *Glares at Colin* I'm going to shoot you now -.-
Colin: *Runs off*
Gavin: *Glares at Spooker* Take Jimmy to his room or you'll get shot as well. -.- *Sprints after Colin*
Spooker: ;-; *Takes Jimmy to his room*
(Ta..daaaa..I tried....XD I dunno...I just felt like Jimmy would tell his life story...JUST LIKE DRUNK MAE X3 XDD
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Baiiiiiiii ~~!
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