(This song is explicit. But funny as hell XD This is also a comedic song. Please don't get offended. I'm sure you guys won't but....We all know there's always that ONE Person XDD SO ENJOY :3 You can play the song while he sings this :3
ALSO! If the song above doesn't fit the lyrics it's because Bo updated the lyrics ;-; Annnddddd that's all I could find ;^; I swear it wasn't as offensive to stereotypes ;-; I SWEAR!)
Jimmy: *Covering his cheek still having the bruise* Uhh...So! Ghost! You have a dare from Poop_Man and it's to sing 'My Whole Family'. This'll be interesting..*Chuckles*
Ghost: Why? ;-;
Toast: What is that song?
Jimmy: A GOOD one :3 *Puts on the song* C'mon Ghost! You know this song :3
Ghost: I'm not okay with this ;^; *Huffs* Whatever.
-AND SO THE EMBARRASSMENT BEGINS!-
Ghost: Everytime I go to dinner it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table I can talk; they're not able When I look at them I find there's a single question on their mind. I wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy now because...My whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way that I walk, that makes them think that I like...boys.....That I like boys.
The goddamn question just wont go away and I get asked every single day but the way they ask it is not a disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" (That's...funny)
This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear, because
My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
My whole family now suspects, Watching Spongebob had side-effects.
I'm not gay and that's what I said, If I'm gay, hey God strike me dead.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I don't mean to yell but i fear i must, Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...motherf*cker...
You all probably think I'm gay, Man this song is counterproductive ...
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What did they know anyway? You gotta look right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear, But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
Toast: *Didnt understand most of the things in the song* o.o
Jimmy: *Understood EVERYTHING* So uhh...Easy-Bake oven eh? *Snickers*
Ghost: IT WAS WHAT THE SONG SAID!
Jimmy: Uh huh...Ya know...You should've sang this when you always said that you were completely straight...*Nods*
Ghost: Shutup! ;-;
Toast: Wait...I don't get it..
Jimmy: You're too innocent. (hence why Lily had to make all of the inappropate jokes instead of April ^-^)
Ghost: Wha?
Jimmy: Nothing. Anyways! Uhh..what now? .-.
Ghost: *Shrugs* End it? .-.
Toast: I still don't understand...;-;
Ghost: Don't worry about it Johnny..*Chuckles* You don't need to understand it :3
Jimmy: I think we should end this craziness before Toaster understands something and Gavin blames me for it...
Ghost: *Nods* ANYWAYS! :3 You better have enjoyed me embarrassing myself ;-;
Jimmy: I did :3 Make sure to leave more Dares and Asks in the comments :3 Annnd yeah! See-
Me: *Brakes the door with a bat* SEE YA LATER BUNNIES! X3 Baiiiiii~! :3
Jimmy: *Moves away slightly from me* Uhh..Bye. *Chuckles*
Ghost: See ya! :3
Toast: Goodbye! ^-^
-Lily did actually need to add slightly inappropriate jokes in...Let's just say I'm like Toast in this situation. I'm innocent. I'd like to stay that way XD-
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RandomI got bored and I thought this would be a good idea....Rules? Yup! XD -I don't mind mature content as long as it's not too weird \_{-.-}_/
