Kallus PMs Vader
Kallus: Morning Lord Vader
Vader: What is the reason for this?
Kallus: I've hacked and stolen all the GHOST crew's phones!!! They're all blaming it on Ezra!!!!!
Vader: This is good! NOW LET ME AT'EM!!!! IT WILL LEAD THEM TO TURN ON EACHOTHER!!!! MAYBE even lead me to Skywalker so I can kill him and get A SHINEY MEDAL TO GO WITH MY OTHER ONE!!!
Kallus: why?
Vader: May I?
Kallus: fine........ Let me send you the program........ wqertyuili87654321234567777"£$%^&^%$£
Vader: You shall be paid generously......
Kallus: Thank you Lord Vader
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Palpatine posted a comment
SITIN' ON THE TOILET, PEEING UP A TREE!!! WHILE HACKING THE REBELS' PHONES!!!!!
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comments:
KINGOFLOOSERVILEWHOSMELLSLIKEDUNG: WHY DID YOU DO THIS!!!!!
ASSHOLEQUEENOFDIGBATS7567: I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!
MILEYCYRUS: WHY?
IVONAPEE: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEE!!!!!
ICEBANKMICEELF: I DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!
CANTSHOOTABALSTEREDTHING: I CAN SHOOT VERY WELL!!!!
HAMSOLO: CHEWIE, PUNCH THAT AWFUL MAN!!! HE'S OFFENED ME!!
PURPLENAKIDWOOKIE: ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! I AM NOT YOUR FURRY CARPET!!
BAGGYSHAGGYDOG: ARRRGHWHHHH!!!!!
Palpatine: OH YEAH BABY!!!! I JUST MESSED YOU UP AND IT FEELS GOOD NOW LET ME EAT A TACO!!
Vader: *coughs* you are welcome!!!
Kallus:$$$$$ KA-CHING!!£££££
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Rex logged on.
Fives: REXY!!!!!! COME HERE MY SPESHUL BOY!!!!!!
Ahsoka: AHSOKA!!! Stop embarrassing me!!
Fives: WHY IS MY BUNDLE OF FLUF SCARED TODAY? WHAT'S WRONG, REXY??
Ahsoka: Rex, I can explain..... * Drags Fives off his squishy body*
Fives: REXY YOUR BUTT LOOKS SO SEXY!!!!!
Ahsoka: Echo did a stupid experiment and we were his guinea pigs. And as you can bloody well see it failed. A drunk and stupid version of Ahsoka is trapped in my body! LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL! NOW I HAVE TO SHOWER WITH THEM AND DO BALLET PLUS WEAR A NIPPLE BRACE!!!!!
Rex: that just sounds so wrong.......
DONALD TRUMP: WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY CONTINENT YOU MEXICANS!!!!!
Rex: WE ARE FROM KAMINO, A PLANET PART OF THE REPUBLIC!!!!
President Obama: WILL YOU STOP WHINING ABOUT THESE HEROES!!!!
DONALD TRUMP has left the conversation.
Rex: Thank you, Mr President.
President Obama: No problem, Captain.
President Obama has left.
Rex: God bless America!
Fives: GET YOUR KRIFFING ASS HERE YOU KRIFF DOG!
Ahsoka: Ahsoka I've got a TWINKIE!!!!
Fives: TWINKIE!!!!! GIVE ME IT NOW!!!!
Ahsoka: Go fetch!! * throws it*
Fives: WOOF WOOF!!! *fetches it*
Rex; Thanks!
Fives: WHY AM I IN A DUDE'S BODY?? WHY DO MY ARMS SMELL OF BODY ODUR?!??!?! WHERE'S MY BODY GONE?!??!! ECHO YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!
Ahsoka: Yeah, it's kinda messed up......
Fives: ARRGH!! YOU'RE IN MY BODY! AND I'M IN YOURS DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M STUCK LIKE THIS......
Ahsoka: yes..... it does.....
Fives: NOOOOOO! NOW I'LL HAVE TO SHOWER WITH MEN, NAKID!!!!!!! ARRGH!!!!! ECHO YOU KRIFF DOG!
Ahsoka: Now I'm stuck wearing nipple braces.......
Rex: THIS IS NUTS! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Rex has logged off.
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