FORCEBOOK: Fives has started a private group chat.
Fives:Psst....is anyone still up?
Rex: I am now!
Echo: What's the big idea? It's stupid kriffing o'clock in the morning and we have a battle. Go to sleep Fives.
Fives: Not following your orders, Echo.
Jesse: Hey....thanks for the wake up call....I don't even need one. Do you have any idea who much I'm regretting sharing a room with Kix? All he ever does is snore for about four hours, wakes up from the land of nod, stomps around the room and throws washing all over me and makes a lot of noise in the refresher for about three hours, before moaning about not having his morning caf. He then locks himself back in the refresher to do maintenance on his ridiculous high maintenance hair cut. Finally, he complains about me being late to briefings.
Kix: how else do you expect me to look like everybody's favourite medic? I mean who doesn't love their hair?
Tup: I do but you keep threatening to shave it off.
Kix: As a joke.
Tup: No. Last night you appeared in my room, pinned me down and pulled out a vile pair of used clippers.
Fives: Thank goodness Cody or Helix aren't in this chat.
Cody: we've been here since the very start!
Helix: This is gonna make some nice, juicy gossip....heheheh.
Fives: At least the Generals don't know about our nightly chats....we would be on latrine duty for infinity if they ever saw what we talk about.
Kix: I've got to go and play medic....who even signed me up for the 3Am shift?
Helix: I did because it's boring doing nothing for hours on end. Why don't we pull a prank?
Rex: I can't turn off my notifications....or put my phone on silent...
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Rex: Stop it!!! Now I have to go through and see what letters you've missed....
Helix: ßeautiful spamming, Echo.
Echo: I just found this good old pic of us...
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