FURBACCA

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Ahsoka: Master can I have a furbacca?

Anakin: NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE STUPID TOYS!!

Ahsoka: why?

Anakin: because it is illegal to buy them

Ahsoka: but they look so cute!

battledroid: thank you count Dooku! I love my furbacca!

Random Wookie: URRRRRRGHT?!?!?!!!

Furbacca inventor: Capture the wookie!!!

Ahsoka: PLEASE!??!?!?!

Anakin: No, Snips.

Dooku: Yas! I'm loved!

Anakin: Go away!

Dooku: Never!

Sidious: Count Dooku, are the furbaccas going?

Dooku: Yes

Sidious: YAS!!!

Padme: I'm going to speak to Palpatine about this. Its not fiar that they're illegal I the republic.

Anakin: I don't agree with that Senator *winks*

Padme: *blushes*

Obi-Wan: ANAKIN?!?!?

Ahsoka: Please, Padme

Palpatine: What seems to be going on here?

Padme: I propose that furbaccas made legal because the children will love them and it will educate them to look after their own pets.

Palpatine: FORM THIS DAY FORWARD I DECALRE THAT FURBACCAS BE LEGAL AND ALL CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN ONE.

Ahsoka: YAS!

Sidious: Awesome speech dude!

Palpatine: High five! * virtual high fives with Sidious*

Fives: OY! I'm the only one you're meant to high FIVE. cuz i'm fives.

Palpatine: You're looking gooooooooood

Sidous: You to duuuuuude

Anakin: Now this is weird.

Dooku: You can say that again

Random Wookie: ARRRRRRGH!!!

Ahsoka: Here wookie wookie.... come to Ahsoka I won't hurt you!

Anakin: AHSOKA!


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