Darth Vader updated his status to: Good day! Happy Sith &Me day!! Sorry Luke, but i'm taking the day off form trying to kill you to spend the day with my wonderful Master, Darth Sidious.
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Luke: Fine by me, sith pants! That's a day's planning for me today
Yoda: A disturbance, in your day, see I do, Vader. A warning this is.
Vader: As if I would ever listen to you you old elf.
Luke: Go and spend your day with Palpatine!
Palpatine: ANAKIN TELL YOUR SON THAT I AM NOT A SITH.
Anakin: We all suspect you are, your highness
Sidious: I AM THE SITH YOU ARE LOOKING FOR! Palpatine may I just say you look fabulous, unlike Yoda, who looks like one of em' old lawnmowers has well mowed over him, in all directions.
Anakin: Whatever.
Sidious: VADER JOIN ME IN PRIVATE CHAT. NOW.
Vader: Yes master
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Forcebook: The great and wrinkly Palpatin -- I mean Darth Sidious has invited Darth Vader and a mystery guest into private chat
Vader: Can we get started yet? Can we?! CAN WE?!?!
Sidious: One minute. First I need do a quick family reunion
Vader: REUNION?!?! X(
Sidious: Introducing......
Mystery guest: AWESOME..........AWESOME!!!!!!!
Vader: Oh no.......
Mystery guest: *smoke entrance* AWESOME!!!!!
Vader: NO NO NO
Sidious: MAUL!!!!!!!!!!
Maul: *runs in* AWESOME
Vader: SECURITY!
Maul: AWESOME!!!! * BREAKS 12 wine glasses*
Vader: NO WAY
Maul: AWESOME!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!! * smashes glass against head* AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Sidious:*claps* ;)
Maul: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! * triple flips and actives 24 bladed lightsaber* AWESOOOOOMME!!!!!!!!!
Sidious: MAUL IS BACK! THE SITH FAMILY IS TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!! YAS!!!!
Vader: WHY?!?! WHY?!?!?
Maul: AWESOME!!!!!
Sidious: So today, I thought that we would build a new Death Star to replace the one that Skywalker's son blew up. Yes? * points to huge box floating in space*
Maul: AWESOME!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Vader: * takes out both hearing aids* I CAN'T HEAR A THING NOW!!!
Sidious: * opens the box via force* so first of all you need 3 dark grey bricks......
Maul: *picks three black bricks* AWESOME AWESOME!!!!!
Sidious: DARK GREY NOT BLACK!!!
Maul: AWESOME AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!!!
Vader: STILL CAN'T HEAR A THING
MAUL: AWESOME!!!!!!
Vader: I'M A SITH LORD GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!! ( still can't hear a thing)
Forcebook: Lord Vader, Lyste requests to join the chat.
Vader: * turns hearing aids back on* yes sure
Maul: * right in vader's ears* AWESOME!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
VADER: Shut Up! * grabs data pad form belt* remember that mission that took you to a prison? Well you still have those detonators implanted in your hearts, don't you. Yes you do. If you don't shut your sithy mouth then i'll use the activation code. What was it again? Oh yeah I remember, 11240. I will do it to shut you up my self understand?
Maul: Yessir! *salutes*
Vader: Good
Sidious: Whatever.
Vader: Forcebook, or what ever your name is let Lyste in.
Forcebook: Lyste has now entered that chatroom.
Lyste: Lord Vader, Luke Skywalker has been spotted on Naboo.
Vader: YAS!!!! Good bye Maul! VADER OUT!
Forcebook: Lyste and Vader have left the chatroom.
Maul: Now he's gone...... AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!!!! AWWWWWWWESSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Palpatine: * turns hearing aids off* Note to self: never bring back maul form the dead.
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