The Ghost Crew (-Kanan) Chat
Ezra: So today, Kanan got a new phone but the delivery guy, a.k.a TK-BOB, gave it to me, so I played around with it...
Sabine: I've gotta see where this goes! What did you do to it??
Hera: Ezra....
Chopper: Whoop! Whoop! The new droid translator feature came out! I'm so f****** happy!!!
Hera: Chopper! Language!
Ezra: Yay.. something else to annoy me... *looks at Ahsoka's now beaten up Furbacca in carbonate screaming for food*
Sabine: You have really got to get rid of that thing...it's a monster.
Hera: At least it hasn't populated the Ghost.
Furbacca: Yet....
Sabine: Zeb! Get the Ezra Buster 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!
Zeb: I really just don't get it why Ezra won't keep out of the vents. How many Buster's has he blown up in the past three years??
Ezra: It's not me this time. It's that Furbacca Rex gave to me as a thank you present.
Sabine: Just use it to suck out that thing.
Zeb: I hate my life...*hulls in large hoover with a can of HYP JUICE attached to it*
Hera: Zeb, whatever you do don't let the Furbacca get the HYP JUICE.
Zeb: Why?
Hera: You don't want to know...
Chopper: I can talk!!!!
Ezra: I don't care! Now go to the shuttle wash, and get the Phantom scrubbed, by hand, with Wax and HAND DRYED.
Chopper: No one loves me....
FORCEBOOK: Chopper has left the group chat, sadly. Why are you so mean to the poor guy?
Zeb: *wearing a pair of boxers with ballet shoes and Anakin Skywalker's hair*Let's do this! *turns on the EZRA BUSTER*
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The Ghost Crew (+Kanan) Chat
Kanan: Who deleted my account??
Ezra: ZEB!!
Zeb: WTF!
Hera: It was Chopper
Chopper:*innocently scrubs Phantom 2*
Kanan: Who ever did it.....I LOVE MY NEW PHONE!!!!!!! IT'S SPACE GOT SPACE A SPACE NEW SPACE SPEAKER SPACE WHATSIT FULL STOP.
Hera: You don't need to say "SPACE"
Ezra: or "FULL STOP"
Kanan: I SPACE wasn't Space, Cheesey.
Ezra: Kanan, that's well below you...
Kanan: WHAT QUESTION MARK?
Hera: Please stop saying the punctuation you want to use.
Kanan: I'M NOT EXCALAMATION MARK!
Chopper: It was Ezra. The end.
Kanan: EZRA EXCALMATION MARK X100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Erza by neck and starts to strangle him*
Forcebook: We are having technical difficulties. Bye!
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