You wake up tangled with a warm, sweet smelling Russian. He is peacefully sleeping, and you kiss his nose, softly molding your lips onto it. His eyes slowly open, and he smiles when he sees your face.
"Good morning, beautiful," He softly whispers to you. You feel yourself blush. He brushes the hair out of your face and kisses your nose. You melt inside. But all of this was interrupted by a certain logical being-Spock, who knocked at your door.
"Jay, are you in there?" You hear him say through the closed door. "I have analyzed the boy's DNA and put it into a tracker so we can track him. Whenever you are ready to come out, come out. I will be waiting."
You groan, get out of bed, and stumble over to the door. When you open it, Spock is standing right there. You yawn. "Well, I think we can start this today...maybe later though? I have something to do right now..." You yawn again, and Spock nods.
"I shall be here around noon, if that's a better time," He gives a little smile and walks off to go do something-probably real sciencey and stuff.
You walk back over to Pavel, who is still in bed, and you sit up next to him. You sigh in relief as he too sits up, then wraps an arm around you.
"Jay, I wish you could be up here all day wiz me," He kisses the top of your head. You smile up at him.
"Me too, me too. But think! Today we'll be able to find the bastard that wanted to use me as a weapon against the federation," You punch the air in happiness. Pavel smirks at you.
"Language, Jay," He sticks his tongue out. You do the same.
"Well what do you want to do now?" You ask, really out of ideas on what to do until Spock comes back.
He falls onto the pillow and you mimic. You drift off to sleep, your friend at your side.
*(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY KETTLE CORN POPCORN (what I'm eating right now, but will probably be gone in the next 5 minutes...))*
You knock on Spock's door. It opens, and Spock is fully ready to go, tracking device and everything.
"I see you are ready to go?" He inquires.
You nod. "Ready as I'll ever be."
You both start to walk to the transporter room. In silence, of course. About halfway down though, Spock asks you an interesting question.
"Jay. Do you have feelings for the Ensign?"
You were struck at first then rolled your eyes. "Come on, Spock! You're supposed to be smart!" He looks a little confused. You slap him on the back, "OF COURSE I LIKE HIM I SLEPT WITH HIM!"
Spock looks embarrassed and extremely uncomfortable. You then quickly realize that he probably took what you'd just said the wrong way. "Wait no no no it's not like that I mean he just stayed over we didn't do anything that'd be weird uuuggghh that makes me wanna barf now..." You are so embarrassed and when you look up to see Spock's reaction, he has a tiny smile on his face. In your mind you're like WTF SPOCK I BET YOU'RE REALLY A PERVERT UNDER ALL THAT LOGIC-NESS.
When you get to the transporter room, you are still a bit embarrassed. He's still smiling that tiny little perverted smile and you're halfway freaked out by it. But you step onto the transporter, and are soon beamed down.
The warm beach air greets you with open arms as it engulfs you in it's sweetness. You sigh happily as the small breeze pushes a strand of hair out of your face. Just like Pavel, You think. Spock interrupts your peaceful moment.
"Jay, my tracking device needs to be at a high point to start it's tracking. Do you think we could go up to the top of the hotel to get reception?"
You shrug your shoulders. "Sure I guess let's go." So you start to walk up to the top. Spock gets a couple 'Hey Spock' greetings on the way up from other Enterprise crew members. You do too from some of your other more distant friends. Pavel is up on the Enterprise and you have no idea where Sulu is, so you don't see them. When you finally get up on the roof, you can see all over the city. It was a beautiful view, and you wonder why any wrong doing could come to this beautiful city.
Spock pushes a few buttons and his tracking device starts beeping. It keeps doing that for a while, then he puts it away. "I have a signal; I think I've found him. But he's underground. Or in a very conceded building, because the signal is not as strong as it could be." He hands you the device.
"So basically now all we have to do is go there? Easy peasy," And you start to walk to the door to go back down. Spock grabs your arm.
"No. It won't be easy. Using logic, a building this conceded is meant to be conceded. I think that speaks for itself, am I correct?" Spock raises one eyebrow.
You start to get irritated. "We didn't come up here just to say that we can't go after this boy because he's underground!" You roll your eyes. "We're going to go down there and kick that guy's ass and do it so that he won't be able to get up for weeks!"
He tilts his head. "But Jay-"
You start to walk away with the device, and yell behind you,"Sorry Spock, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a dam about what you have to say!"
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Ok, I have to do this....
(Right after the end of this chapter) *drop microphone* *MLG horns go wild* *Dab power X 200*
Spock: Ugggghhh...I just got burned.... *MELTS INTO LITTLE LOGIC PUDDLE*
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Parenting Problems on the Enterprise (An Enterprise Crew X reader)
FanfictionYou are a human that was found on a planet that the Enterprise just happened to be exploring. Even you don't know where you are from, so the crew takes you under their wing. This book is about your time on the Enterprise when the crew decides not to...
