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My mum is dragging me to church with her so she handed me a bible and as soon as I touched it I pretended it burned me. Her face was priceless. Apparently it's a sin for a young "lady" to wear a long sleeved button-up shirt with a tie and black skinny jeans like honey I'm doing enough by going to a place full of homophobic assholes.

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