Tbh ever since gay-ships-69 wrote texting one shots, I wanted to as well because she's my queen
So here you go, hope you enjoy
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Vic: Hey bb
Vic: how was your day¿
Kellin: How needs to be capitalized Vic, it's the beginning of the sentence
Kellin: But jfc we were together the whole day, you know how my day went.
Vic: idfc I was tryna b nice
Vic: I'm sad tho, we spent a lot of time together and didn't have sex
Kellin: I s2g you're such a horny boi
Vic: you make me henry I can't help it
Kellin: H E N R Y
Vic: yes and if you don't come over today Henry will be satisfied by jill
Kellin: who tf is Jill
Kellin: you cheating on me?
Kellin: is it bc her boobs are bigger than mine???
Vic: kell you don't have boobs
Vic: which is good because I dislike balls of fat on my bb's chest
Vic: and if you trace your fingers, it spells jill, so my right hand might have to do if you don't c'mere
Kell: Vic you're a lefty
Vic: not when I'm jerkin my squirtle
Kell: ViCtOr
Kell: don't talk about Squirtle in such a disgusting manner
Vic: sorry I'm just so turned on rn
Kell: Pokemons turn you on??
Vic: no, you do
Vic: I'm thinking about your booty
Vic: it's really nice and round and I just want to touch it
Kell: stop youre making me wet
Vic: did you sprout a vagina?
Kell: no I choked on my oj and it got on me
Vic: well I can't help that I want a piece of that ass
Vic: it's so sexy
Vic: and large
Vic: and so fucking tight
Kell: spank me papi
Vic: holy pepperoni why don't you say that to my face
Kell: cause that involves social interaction
Vic: I think it's hot
Kell: what, spanking me or being called daddy?
Vic: well I think we both know how much I luv 2 spank u
Vic: it's not hard to tell when you have purple little bruises on your buttcheeks
Kell: it feels good to me stfu
Vic: being called daddy is gr8 too
Kell: too bad I'll never call you that
Kell: it's weird, I mean I already have a daddio
Vic: never say that again
Kell: I'm funny ok ok
Vic: whatever you say
Kell: I'll suck ur dick if you say I'm funny
Vic: OMG bby you're so funny LMFAOO
Vic: you're my fav little clown bby
Kell: I wanted to be funny not a clown
Kell: I'm not gonna kill kids for Donald Trump tf you mean
Vic: wat does clowns have to do with trump
Kell: idk
Kell: but the point is I'm a comedian
Vic: hunny you are funny
Kell: u just want me to give u head
Vic: fair point
Vic: but I'll eat your ass if it makes you feel better
Kell: OMG YES
Vic: someone's excited
Kell: Vic you have no idea how good it feels
Kell: like no idea
Vic: well good 4 u
Kell: I'll b there later for my ass licking ok
Vic: can I fuck you too
Kell: sure
Vic: Yay
Kell: but rn let's talk about the fact that you winked at the bio teacher
Vic: Gotta mcr
Kell: TRIGGERED!!1!!!!!111!!!1
Kell: fight me m8
Kell: but srsly why'd you wink at it
Vic: it's not an it Kell, it's a he
Kell: it's an it if you're gonna flirt with it
Vic: I wasn't, I was tryna buy my way out of detention
Kell: I gave you a boner in detention tho
Vic: why did you bring this up this was like a week ago
Kell: it was six days, and I brought it up bc you winked at someone who wasn't me
Vic: Is it too late now to say sorry
Kell: vic no
Vic: cause I'm, missing more than just your body
Kell: sTOP
Vic: I'm done
Kell: thank Satan and all that is demonic
Vic: Kell i am a child of God
Vic: praise my Savior Jesus Christ
Kell: Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
Vic: please join me Kell in a prayer
Vic: heavenly Father, I thank you for the fine specimen that is Kellin Quinn
Vic: and for his heavenly buttcheeks which are bigger than my future
Vic: and for his hella tight ass that swallows me
Kell: that gave me a really gross and graphic image
Vic: I'm really horny now
Vic: bring that ass here boi
Kell: Victor stop seducing me, anal is IlLeGaL
Vic: bitch where
Kell: Sodomy is illegal everywhere
Kell: it's still illegal in 14 states
Kell: plus an additional 4 more for only gay ppl
Vic: why are people illegalizing gay buttsecks
Vic: it's gr8
Kell: I agree
Vic: can you come over so I can fuck you now
Kell: omw
Vic: BLESS
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Sorry it sucked m8's
