Uhhh...... (Eddsworld x Reader) (REWRITING IN THE BOOK)

Chapter 3

Y/n jumped into the seat happily as Spring started the jet. Sky chuckled softly as Spring hummed happily, "So do you just want us to drop you off in the middle of town?" Spring asked, Y/n thought about it. "A grand entrance would be nice, I guess" Y/n muttered, Sky nodded and handed a backpack like thing to Y/n. "Alright, put this on" she said, Y/n looked out the window and widened her eyes. "We are already above town!?!" She gasped putting on the backpack. "Oh we are?" Spring asked turning around, her elbow hit a switch be accident causing the seat Y/n was sitting on to open. "We were not in the middle of town!" Sky yelled at Spring as Y/n fell. "See you soon Y/n!" spring yelled as Y/n screamed falling from the sky. The clouds blocked her view of where she was going to land, she looked around as she spun in the air. The blue sky was amazing, she finally got still as she passed threw the clouds. It looked like she would land in a neighbourhood, she gulped as her body came close to a house. She grabbed a string and pulled it as her para shoot shot out of her bag. She yelped as she noticed how close she was getting to the ground.

The girl noted where she was going to land now, on a roof. She got ready for the land and stumbled as she landed, she rolled as she fell causing a bump on the roof. She groaned as the backpack pulled her, she panicked and took off the backpack as the para shoot flue away. She groaned as she tried to stand, her leg was bruised and a bit bloody. "My lord I'm just wrecking myself today" she murmured to herself before he heard a slam. She peeked over the edge of the roof to see three familiar men standing there. Tom pointed a gun at her before pointing it downwards, "Y/n?" Matt asked, Y/n chuckled awkwardly. "Hey guys.." She said. "Why are you on our roof?" Edd asked, Y/n felt a large stab in her gut. "I was skydiving.." She muttered, "oh?" Tom smirked, he knew that clearly that was not what happened. "Yeah and I landed on your roof.." Y/n said. "Well you Uh want to get off?" Edd chuckled softy, "of course!" Y/n chirped she stood up trying not to show her leg was hurt. When she tried to take a step she fell right off the edge of the roof and face planted In front of the guys.

"Ugh, that hurt..." Y/n said sitting up, she looked around. She was laying on a couch, a large cardboard box beside her with a mug and a note. She groaned once again as she rubbed the sides of her head, "stupid headache ughhh..." She murmured as she poked up the note.
Dear Y/n,
Me and the guys went out for a second, so Matt made you a Hot chocolate for you! We will be back around 4pm I think, so yeah.
-EDD
Y/n looked over at the mug and took a sip setting the note down. It tasted pretty good! Not to watery and really good cocoa. "Hmm!" Y/n purred out happily as she set the mug down, she looked at the clock above the door in the room. 2:56pm, that was and hour to herself. She sat up, and groaned once again as her head throbbed. She hissed out in pain, but still stood up. She was still wearing her sweater luckily, and her ripped jeans. "Ok y/n! Time to make some grub!" Y/n chuckled to herself before groaning again and rubbing her head. "After I get a heating pad or something on my head.." She mumbled.

Y/n looked in the fridge, nothing but Cola, Smirnoff, and bacon. She sighed and pulled out the bacon, and opened it. She glanced at the Smirnoff and hesitated "would... Would they mind?" Y/n thought to herself. She shrugged it off and grabbed one happily, she pulled out a pan and turned the stove on. She plopped the bacon onto the pan and sat down opening the Smirnoff and taking a sip. She smiled in delight and let out a soft sigh, "I wonder where my new house will even be.." She thought, she pulled the key out of her pocket and looked to the key. It showed an address taped on tightly, "wait isn't this.." She flipped the key over to show a familiar house, the glanced out the window and looked the the left. The same house was sitting right there with a sold sign, she gasped as she seen how nice it was. She stood up taking another sip of the Smirnoff and walking out the door. The house had a nice lawn, and a nice dark blue outside. Y/n walked back into the house and flipped the bacon, she perked up as she heard the door open. "Is that bacon!" Edds voice chirped, he pranced into the kitchen and sat down at the table. "Is that my SMIRNOFF!?!" Toms voice asked in rage, Y/n went a bit pale as Tom snatched it out of Y/n's hand. "Nice choice of alcohol~" y/n chuckled, Tom took a big sip of it before sticking his tongue out at her. She took the bacon off the pan and put it on a plate. She set the plate down on the table, and took a piece as Matt walked in."Oh nice!" He chirped taking a piece as well, "So I bought a house" Y/n said sitting down, "Really?!? How awesome!" Matt chirped with a jump, "and it beside your house" Y/n took a bite of her bacon. "Oh? OH OH MY GOD YAY WE AN BE NEIGHBORS AND HAVE PARTIES AND YOU CAN COM-" Edd squealed like a girl before Tom placed his hand over his mouth. "You can't come over and steal my shit though" Tom hissed, Y/n layer back and winked "I make no promises~" she purred. Tom let go of Edd and turned away with a small blush, Y/n took one more piece of bacon and stood up. "I should unpack at my house and such, I will see you guys later" she chirped, "oh wait!" Matt said, Y/n glanced at him. "Want to come over tonight and watch insane zombie pirates from hell 3?" He asked, Y/n chuckled "I have already seen it but sure" she smiled. "How about around 7?" Edd asked, Tom sat at the table chugging the Smirnoff vigorously. "Sounds good, see ya" Y/n piped, The girl walked out the door and walking over to her knew house, she unlocked the door an gasped. The place was nicely furnished and had some of her belongings such as her katana, some family photos in new frames, and a small stuffy she had gotten from her parents. She closed the door behind her and looked around, the windows were sparkling clean and the hard wood floor was nice and clean. Y/n plopped down on her couch and smiled, "Damn red army warriors live nice lives~" she happily purred to herself. She noticed something on the wall and squinted at it, it was a piece of lined paper. She stood up and walked over, and read it to herself.

Welcome to your new home solider,
In the small room to the right is a picture frame, put whatever you want in it. Behind it is a lever, pull it and another room will appear with all equipment you will need for missions and such. I may call you if there is a emergency mission you will need to handle, and Since you are pretty good with swords I have supported many different kinds in the room, if there is any questions just text me at _______
~Tord

Y/n's Eyes sparkled as she read threw the note before jumping up and rushing over into the room. It was a nice room, a big white bed with fluffy pillows and blanket, a white dresser, closet and one mirror. It had nothing else, it clearly was meant for her to decorate it herself. She ran to the picture frame hanging on the wall, it had a picture of a cat in it. She carefully took it off to reveal the lever, she pulled it causally. The small area where her bed was dropped down and from above a white room slowly came down. It had swords hanging on the wall, keypads, a large screen, and a tube hanging from above. Y/n walked in happily and looked at the swords, they were shiny and new, some with leather handles, some with button's on them. She walked over to the buttons, a Manuel laid on top of the keypad. She picked it up and read a bit...

Green button = home defense system
Blue button = extra sword storage
Yellow button = power on for screen
Red button = hide room
Large Red Button = Suit/Jet

Y/n stopped, and let out a small squeal. "I have my own jet? Damn!" To be honest though, she really wanted to see it but she decides only to use it for emergencies. She walked out of the room, flicked the switch back and placed the frame over the lever again. "I wonder how Tord met Edd and them..." Y/n thought, it annoyed her how Tord never told her yet if something happened, she can respect that. There was a knock on her door, she rushed over and opened it, there stood Bella. "Hey" she piped, Bella chuckled "Yo, I just and over to check on you. To see if you have any questions and things" She said, Y/n took a step to the side of the door "Come in" she said. Bella walked in, "I guess I only have one question, yet it doesn't really involve the house" Y/n said sitting on the couch. Bella hummed as she sat down too, "Do you have any idea how Tord knows Edd, Tom, and Matt?" Y/n asked, Bella signed a bit "the three guys in that picture in his office?" She asked, Y/n nodded "yeah" Bella nodded

"I shouldn't really tell you but I guess I will"