Vkook One-Shots

Wings

"EOMMA!!!!! I want to play!!" Taehyung yelled at his mother. "Oh my gawd!! you're such a brat. You know how hard it is to raise you?" Tae rolled his blue eyes, "Whatever, go get me some food I want FOOD!!" His mother, the goddess of love, Kim Seokjin sighed. "You are so lazy young man, you know how painful it was giving birth to your bratty ass?" Tae whined and played with his pink hair.

"Guess what, when your father fucked me and then got me pregnant, it was hell. I mean the fucking part was nice, but you inside my tummy was absolute torture." Taehyung groaned, "I don't need to know about you and dad having sex." His father, Kim Namjoon: the god of destruction, walked in. "Son listen to your mother for once." Taehyung groaned louder, "THIS IS STUPID. Just feed me mommy!!!" Jin sighed and stuffed some pork into his son's mouth. 

Taehyung spit it out, "NO I'm VEGAN!!!" Jin put his hands on his hips, "Since when?!" Taehyung smiled innocently, "Since now!" Jin finally lost it, "THAT IS IT! I'M TAKING YOUR DAMN WINGS!!! YOU'LL LIVE AS HUMAN UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON!!!!!!" Both Namjoon and Taehyung gasped. "Mommy, y-you wouldn't!?" Jin laughed evilly, "Oh, yes I will Taehyung." Tears burst from his eyes as his mother grabbed his wings. "You think you're being a bit too harsh babe?" Namjoon asks. Jin rips the wings off and Taehyung cries louder. "NOPE!" Taehyung yells, "This is not fair!!" jin just smiles, "No, this is SPARTA!!!"

Jin kicks his own son out of their mansion in the clouds down to Earth. "Bye bye Taetae!! See you soon!!" Taehyung cried and screamed until he hit the Earth with a thud. He landed right in the middle of a street. "Hey kid, get out of the street!!" He got up and ran off. He'd never been to Earth before. He was now wearing an over-sized grey sweatshirt and black, ripped skinny jeans. 

He sighed and looked around. His tummy rumbled as he smelled a delicious scent in the air. He followed it until he saw a few guys around a blanket and basket on the ground. 

"Jimin, feed me," One said with grey hair. "Oi, babe, you eat too much of my food!" a short, pouty-lipped boy with brown hair yells. The third one is quiet. "Kookie, pass the lettuce please." The boy did as told. Taehyung began walking towards them. Once he was at their feet he pouted, "Feed me pwease.." They just stared. "Oh... My... Gawd... He's - FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!!!!" The one named Jimin yells and hugs the SHORTER boy (hehe, Jimin is finally taller!!). Kookie sighs, "Jimin, let the boy breathe! He's just a beggar, we don't even know him." Taehyung began to cry.

"He's a meany!!" he hugged Jimin. "Aww the poor baby. Why are you here?" Taehyung sniffled. "M-my mommy hates me.. I've never been in this place. I'm lost, she kicked me out because I was .................. gay." He stopped and looked up towards the clouds to see his mommy smiling. 'He made me say that..' Jimin patted the boy's back. "Baby boy, it's okay. I'll feed you." 

The grey-haired one groaned, "But babe! You're supposed to feed me!" Jimin glared, "Yoongi, He's starving compared to you! He's so skinny!!" Kookie sighed, "okay, he's not even THAT skinny. I mean.... Fuck, he's really skinny at least in the stomach, chest, and arms." Taehyung knew the boy was speaking of his curves that most boys on Earth don't possess. He pouted, "I no likey him." Jimin kissed the boy of the forehead, "Kookie treat him like you would wanna be treated!" Taehyung stuck his tongue out, "YEAH, Kookie!"

Jungkook sighed and continued eating. "So What do you want? Baby boy?" Jimin asked in a baby voice. Taehyung thought about it, "I dunno.." Jimin sat down and dragged Taehyung down with him. "We got cookies, we have-" Taehyung stuffed a cookie into his cute mouth and chewed. "MM ish good!" his cheeks puffy. Jimin almost dyed of cuteness over-load, Jungkook Almost choked and Yoongi was freaking out, "HOLY SHIT!! JIMIN let's keep him. HE"S SO FUCKING CUTE!" Jimin sighed, "But babe, we only have one bed for us and we can't make this precious little boy sleep on the couch!! Kookie! He's staying with you! If you say no, I'll cut you like I cut lettuce."