Vkook One-Shots

MOM!

Mature/Funny

Jungkook had his friend Taehyung over to study for the big test in math. Both boys were straight A students, but this test was the hardest one all year. 

They only had one calculator and both went to grab it at the same time. Jungkook's hand ended up on top of Tae's. At that moment Jin, Jungkook's 'mom', walked in. "How's it going in here? OMG how cute, are you guys a couple?"

Jungkook moved his hand, "No, we were just both trying to get the calculator and our hands got like this." Jin shook his head, "It didn't look like that." Jungkook groaned, "Well it was! NO GO AWAY." Jin walks out with a gasp.

Jungkook put his book on his lap. He was looking for the formula for a problem he wanted to study. "Ugh, where the fuck is the damn formula?" Taehyung looked over, "You're on the wrong chapter dumb-dumb." He took his hand and turned the pages one by one. Jin walked in with some cranberry juice. 

"Oh my god! What the hell is going on here?" Jungkook and Tae are confused, "We're studying." Jin puts the juice down and puts his hands on his hips. "Well it looks like this little slut was giving you a hand job!" Tae quickly moved his hand and blushed. 

"No, god no! He was turning the pages of the book for me!" Jin moves the book, "Oh, it looked like he was-" 

"My zipper's up, my pants are on! Go away!" Jin puts his hands up in defense. "Okay okay. Study up, gotta get straight A's okay?" Jungkook sighs, "Yeah yeah, go."

Once Jin's gone, they go back to studying. "Sorry about that. He's so weird." Taehyung shrugs, "It's okay, my parents are like that too." Tae gets up to grab some juice and spills some on Jungkook's white shorts.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" He grabs a rag he found on the desk. He leans down and tries scrubbing the stain out a bit. "Now it's all wet down there," Jungkook groans. Jin walks in with a plate of fruit, "Snack ti- WHAT THE?! You GIVING MY SON A BLOW JOB NOW?!" Taehyung jumps and drops the rag, "N-no!" 

"Mom! He just spilled some juice on me! He was trying to clean it up!" Jin glared at Tae, "That's not what it looked like! This little hoe-bag! Trying to corrupt my innocent little son!?" Jungkook yells, "OH MY GOD MOM! I'm not innocent! And he didn't do anything wrong. My pants are zipped and on!!!!"

Jin sighs, "You motherfuckers better not try anything. Okay. Be good, get good grades." He leaves. "Oh my god Tae, I'm so fucking sorry. He's so annoying." Taehyung shrugs, "It's okay." 

Some of the books on the end of the bed fall of onto the floor. "I'll get it." 

"No I got it," Jungkook says. Taehyung got there first and was on his knees and elbows to get the book. Jungkook was behind him. Jin bursts through the door again.

"AHA! YOU TRYING TO DO THE FREAKY-DEAKY!" Jungkook jumps back and Tae copies him. "No. MOM! Leave us alone." Jin shook his head violently, "No, you two are going to the next level." Jungkook looks over at Tae, "What's the next level?" 

Jin claps and smiles, "MARRIAGE!" Taehyung's eyes get huge, "WHAT?!?! N-no." Jin runs out of the room and comes back seconds later with a wedding dress and a suit and two rings. "Where's you get that?" Jungkook gets confused. 

"That's doesn't matter. Put it on, put it on." He throws the dress at Tae and the suit to Kook. They hesitate, "DO IT OR I'LL BEAT BOTH OF YOU FUCKERS!" Tae quickly takes his shirt off and puts the dress on. Jungkook gets undressed and puts the suit on. Jin grabs both of their hands and drags them to the living room. He takes Tae's pants off, "No bride wears pant at their wedding."

"NAMJOON! YOUR SON IS GETTING MARRIED! COME HERE!" The tall male walks in, "What the fuck?" Jin gets out his phone and calls someone, "Yes, come to the wedding." The conversation was short. 

Jin grabs some flowers and puts them in Tae's hands. "This has to be a fucking joke." Jin hit his son across the face, "THIS IS A CHURCH, No cussing." Jungkook rolls his eyes, "This is our living room." Jin hits him again, "Shut the fuck up."

Suddenly, a knock rang through the house. Jin ran to get the door. He came back with Baekhyun and Daehyun. "My parents are here?!" Taehyung was so confused.

"We're here for your wedding!" Baekhyun smiles and claps.

Jin comes up to the boys and gives each a ring. "Now exchange rings and say your vows." Jungkook took the ring and put it on Tae's ring finger. Taehyung did the same to Jungkook. "Um, I don't know what to say for a vow." 

"Neither do I." Jin claps along with Baekhyun. "Now kiss the bride!!" They yell in unison. The two boys look at each other. "W-we have to kiss?" Jin sighs, "Yes, we both know you're both gay." 

The two boys leaned in slowly and kissed for a few seconds. Then, Jin and Baek grab them and shove them back into Jungkook's room. "What the hell?" Jungkook tried to fight back. "Honeymoon time! Time to do the Freaky-Deaky!" 

"No, mom! Wait." The door closes and locks. Jungkook turns to Taehyung, "What now?" Tae blushes, "I don't know." Baek's loud voice came through the door, "You fuck!" 

Tae's eyes got wide, "MOM, I'm a... I'm a virgin!" He blushed. "Well, then lose it to your now husband!" Taehyung looked at Jungkook who had a smirk on his face. "Wait... What?"

A/N: Lol this was inspired by a YouTube video called TMI by JKFilms.