Sobrang overdue na 'tong AH na 'to. Ito dapat ang birthday ficlet ko for Zade's birthday last July (hence the title) kaso... hindi ako gano'ng ka-comfortable ituloy. Then... natapos ko ang kalahati nito last September, at dapat ipopost ko no'ng birthday ko kaso... tinamad ako.
Daming excuses! Pero finally, after ilang buwan... ito na.
Brown Jeep AH you guys. Pasensya na, it's been awhile since I wrote smut. HAHAHAHA ayoko na bye
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Birthday Girl
MAY
"Wait a minute. What the hell's happening there?"
Andreau stopped walking and turned around, only to find Zade staring at something intently. "Huh?"
"'Yon oh." She pointed at a black sedan at the far end of the almost deserted parking lot. Much to his surprise, the car was... shaking. Up and down. Violently. "Hala Andreau, ba't gano'n 'yon?"
Shaking his head, he didn't answer his fiancee's question. He even had to contain his laughter while opening the car door for her. God, she could be naive sometimes. Some things never change.
Once they got inside, Zade had enough of it and asked, "Ba't natatawa ka dyan ha?"
"No, I'm not," he replied, biting his cheek.
"Umayos ka nga dyan. Mukha kang natatae pag nagpipigil ka sa tawa."
"Gee, thanks."
"Seryoso nga, anong meron do'n? Ba't umuuga--"
"Zades."
Andreau wasn't sure if she's just feigning her innocence or not. Anyone who sees that car would know what's happening inside. Imposibleng walang clue si Zade sa nangyayari do'n. She's not that innocent anymore.
Shit, is this another one of her spontaneous sex games? He thought as they pulled out of the parking lot. If yes, then she's starting this one a bit weirder than the others.
"Daanan kaya muna natin, babe?" Zade said, face full of concern. "Maybe they need our help."
Okay, definitely not a sex game. She's really clueless about what's happening.
Pigil-tawang napayuko si Andreau sa may steering wheel. "Oh god stop it."
"Why? Malay mo may inaatake ng hika do'n--"
He broke out with a loud laugh. "Holy shit, Zades!"
"Andreau ano bang nakakatawa ha?!" Sinuntok ni Zade ang kanang braso niya. "Seryoso nga kasi ako! Parang ewan 'to!"
"Trust me, walang inaatake ng asthma do'n, babe."
"How can you be so sure? Oh. Oh shit! Baka may pinapatay na sa loob!" Her eyes gleamed in murderous excitement. "Oh my god Andreau just like in Tessa's Evidence Under Pressure! Baka may serial kill--"
"They're fucking inside the car, Zades."
"--malay mo-- What!?" Zade gaped at him for a long moment, color slightly draining off her face.
"Holy shit, your face. Zades..."
"They're having... sex... in that car," she said slowly, in which he replied with a nod. "That car's too... small. How?"
Andreau shrugged. "Beats me. O ano, gusto mo pa silang daanan? I think I saw a drugstore nearby earlier. Pwede pa tayong bumili ng inhaler or nebulizer just in ca--"
