*waves awkwardly* Hi.
Okaaay. Peace offering lang 'to dahil almost five months na akong hindi nag-uupdate. I'm currently writing those updates plus may tinatapos akong manuscript kaya tahimik ako rito sa Wattpad (pero ang ingay-ingay sa Twitter ha ha ha).
So...a little background to this PWP (Porn Without Plot) thing. Last April (I think), naging judge si Pareng Paulo A. sa Binibining Pilipinas. Medyo nagulat lang ako sa ilang tweets na sinasabing "ategirl bakit wala kang pake na naging judge si Paulo sa Bb. Pilipinas?!" Well, hindi ko kasi napanood 'yong live telecast, at no'ng napanood ko na ang clip ng Q&A niya, mga two weeks after the coronation na. So...yeah.
Here's a proof na may pakialam ako do'n lol. TSIB AU wherein si Zade ang nanalong Bb. Pilipinas-Universe at si Andreau ang judge na nagtanong sa kanya noong coronation night.
All mistakes are mine. Noong April ko pa 'to sinusulat hahaha tama pa ba 'tong ginagawa ko lol
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Question and Answer
"What was your answer again?"
Her response catches in her throat as Andreau slips his hands underneath her red long gown, thumbing the edge of her lacy black thong. He draws one finger against the see through cloth and she almost jumps from the shiver that shoots up against her spine. His other hand reaches up, cupping her neck. "Ms. Pascual, I'm waiting."
"N-nasagot ko na yan k-kanina," Zade manages this time. She resists a laugh and keeps her hand tightly gripped around the brass doorknob, anticipating
He leans in close to her ear. "Then repeat it again, Ms. Universe. For me."
Seriously, she doesn't know how she and Andreau ended up here. Parang kanina lang si Andreau fucking Cortez, filmmaker and Palme d'Or awardee, ang judge na naka-assign na magtanong sa kanya sa Q&A portion sa Bb. Pilipinas. Ang dami niyang kinabisadong sagot mula sa handbook ng trainor niya pero sa kanya pa napunta ang pinakamadaling tanong sa pageant:
"What is your view on cursing?"
Bihira lang magmura si Zade, pero sa oras na 'yon, muntikan na niyang simulan ang sagot niya sa "Triple shit". Bakit hindi pa tungkol sa drug war, climate change o kahit anong international issue ang tanong sa kanya? Nakahanda na ang impressive answers niya tapos... Sobrang unfair.
Just be yourself, Zades, she'd told herself earlier. Sagutin mo na lang yan in your own quirky way. You've come this far. Manalo man o matalo, achievement na rin 'to. May next year pa naman.
"Thank you for the question. Honestly, I don't curse a lot, but it doesn't bother me when other people do it. Some use cursing as a form of expressing intense emotions. There's a word for that, lalochezia, or the emotional relief gained from uttering indecent or filthy words. As long as it doesn't hurt people's feelings, then I'm fine with it. Thank you."
What the fuck was that answer? She was beyond mortified. Hell, she wished na sana lamunin na siya ng lupa right after. Talagang nagawa niyang magmention ng word porn sa Q&A niya ha? Despite her panic, Zade hadn't missed the amused smile on Andreau's lips after she answered, and fuck her, that somehow eased her nerves.
At dahil sa lalochezia, napanalunan niya ang Bb. Pilipinas-Universe crown.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Si Andreau ang isa sa mga unang lumapit sa kanya sa backstage after ipasa sa kanya ang korona. Simpleng congratulations at shake hands lang, just like the other judges
Then two hours later, here he is, almost fingerfucking her against his hotel room door.
"Can you please repeat that weird word you said earlier?" He traces his fingers through the now unruly curls of her hair and jaw. His thumb gently draws against her bottom lip, smearing her red lipstick.
