Evil Like Me

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People in chat: Sonic, Dr. Eggman, Amy, Tails, Sticks, Knuckles

Eggman: Don't you wanna be evil like me? Don't you wanna be mean?

Sonic: Eggbreath! Stop your singing! Your voice is terrible!

Amy: Ugh! Please stop!

Tails: How can you hear him?

Amy: He's trying to sing to people in the village..

Sonic: Yeah and it's not working.

Tails: How bad?

Amy: On a scale of 1-10.. infinity..

Knuckles: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!

Sticks: Guys! I just saw a flying red echidna that looks just like Knuckles!

Sonic: That is Knuckles!

Amy: Problem.. Knuckles is falling down from the top of that skyscraper!

Sonic: I'm on it!

Amy: Second problem.. that happens to have the record of smallest skyscraper in the world...

Tails: of course it is.

Sonic: Ugh. He just faceplanted into the dirt.

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