September 5, 2017 @ 6:08
People in chat:
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Sticks
Blaze
Silver
Shadow
Knuckles: hey dudes
Sonic: Sup?
Silver: GUYS!!! I JUST COUGHED UP BLOOD!!!!!!
Blaze: 😐😧
Amy: 😱
Shadow: 😒🙄
Tails: 🤔 how is that....
Sonic: ... don't know, buddy. Don't know.
Silver: well then let me explain. So I have this wicked cough and Amy gave me a cough drop earlier to help me.
Shadow: 🙄 what flavor was it?
Silver: cherry. 🍒
Silver: ..... anyways, I was brushing my teeth and when I spit it was the color blood red!
Shadow: 🤦♂️ of course it would be you dumbass! You had a CHERRY cough drop!
Silver: still doesn't explain why I coughed up blood.
Knuckles: even I caught on to this one. It's a CHERRY ARTIFICIAL COLOR cough drop!!!
Silver: ............
Silver: so THAT'S why I'm conscious!
Sonic: this was a fantastic waste of my time.
Sonic the hedgehog logs off.
Shadow: no, it was a fucking waste of my time.
Shadow the hedgehog logs off.
Silver: dammit I'm dumber than Knuckles.
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Casuale2018-2020. ⚠️ HIGH LEVELS OF CRINGE ⚠️ I wrote this when I was in middle school, and I do like some of the chapters, however, others are very terrible, but I still liked the book enough and wanted to keep some of my "wattpad legacy" on here, so here...
