To Kill A Chicken

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Sticks the badger logs on.

Sticks: Can someone PLEASE tell Amy to stop singing? She sounds like an annoying bird getting thrown into a wood chipper!

Shadow: Hah! Told you someone was even more mean then me!

Silver: Dang it. Thanks Sticks! Now I owe Shadow twenty rings!

Sticks: It's not MY fault that Amy sounds like a dying chicken!

Tails: I hear her too, and you know how they say it's a sin to kill a mockingbird? Well Amy is NO mockingbird when it comes to music.

Boom!Knuckles: Since when was Amy ever a mockingbird? I thought she was a hedgehog!

Modern Knuckles: Get outta here!

Boom!Knuckles was kicked off.

Silver: Boom Knuckles for you everybody!

Amy Rose logs on.

Amy: Come on, guys... I'm not THAT bad....

Silver: You sound like a chicken that's smokes five boxes a day.

Amy: Grrr....

Silver: Thank you and goodnight!

Silver the hedgehog logs off.

Shadow: Smart move.

Tails: XD that was pretty good XDD

Scourge the hedgehog logs on.

Scourge: This whole conversation is offensive to chickens and mockingbirds. Also all hedgehog kind.

Sonic: since when is HE the voice of reason?!

Scourge: I'm not a dunce, idiot, or a knucklehead.

Sonic: You are an egomaniac.

Scourge: and you're not?!

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