NEVERLAND
*Saleen's POV*
Regina's not happy. In fact, she's so angry, she cursed her neice and a crew of pirates to an island. An ISLAND. With a BOY for a ruler. A BOY. And these pirates. I want to channel Au-Regina and rip out their hearts and keep them to control them. I have to remember to stop calling her Auntie. Aunts don't curse their only neice to a desert island with a bunch of hairy overgrown men for companions. Hook isn't all that bad. He's by far the most attractive. And the most sarcastic. And the most narcisstic. The most like me. He disembarks from his bloody boat and forces his crew onto the beach. I stay onboard because I have no intention of going ANYWHERE Regina sends me. Hook does a quick head count and realizes I'm missing from the beach. He turns towards his ship.
"So, Princess Sally, any idear where we are?" He asks patronizingly.
I narrow my eyes, tilt my chin, and give him my most level and intimidating glare.
"Oh don't we look like our dear old Auntie," he says, stealing Rumple's creepy wrist movement. I throw a ball of fire at him.
"I am not a princess. Nor is my name 'Sally'. It is Saleen. Saleen Beaudelaire. And I don't listen to Regina. I'm sure we're here for a reason. And I'm almost positive-(I step out of the boat and advance, punctuating my words with steps) that that reason..is entirely..your fault." By the time I've finished my advance towards him, I am staring him in the face, searching his black unforgiving eyes.
*Hook's POV*
I am in trouble. During one of her adorable mind probes during our meeting this morning, Regina disocvered my....stirrings (If you understand this reference leave a comment or vote! Just kidding, vote and comment at will) for Saleen. She was so determined to make my life as hell-like as possible that she all but banished us to this miserable island that I know, unfortunately, quite well. It's a hellish place, full of dangers and magic and miscreants. It's Neverland.
